dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Khuda meherban toh gadha pehelwan ... sambhal meri jaan ... ek hi vaar mein dikhaon Hindustan

Apun bahut famous aadmi ... bada bada paper mein apun ka chota chota photo chapta hai

Aaisa toh aadmi life mein do-heech time bhaagta hai ... Olympic ka race ho yah police ka case ho ... tum kahe mein bhaagta hai bhai?

Na tera koi dharam hai, na tera koi karam hai ... tu bada besharam hai

Mard do zaat ke hote hai ... ek joh bewakoof pehda hote hai ... doosre joh bewakoof banaye jaate hai

Khopadiya kaat kar football nahi khela toh mera naam Kalicharan nahi

Aaj nag panchami hai kya? ... phir yeh saanp ko doodh kyun pila rahe ho?

Aashirwad toh bade aadmi dete hai ... hum toh sirf rai de sakte hai

Main zara romantic kisam ka aadmi hoon ... shaadi ke baad ishq karna toh chhod diya hai ... is liye biwi se romance karke kaam chala leta hoon

Hum, hum hai ... tum nahi

Hum toh chamatkar ko namaskar karte hai

Tan dubla dubla, baal bikhare bikhare, aankhon ke neeche kaalik ... tumhari yeh haalat kisne ki balak?

Pyar ki shuruvat hai rota hai kya ... aage aage dekhiye hota hai kya

Hamare jasoos is jail mein charon taraf failay hue hai

Bach gaya saala!

Is story mein emotion hai, drama hai, tragedy hai

Hamari jail mein surang?

Paise ... aaise kaise paise maang rahe ho?

Dekho, mujhe befuzool baat karne ki aadat toh hai nahi

Yunki, yeh kaun bola?

Hum angrezon ke zamaane ke jailor hai

When I dead, police coming ... police coming, budiya going jail ... in jail budiya chakki peesing, and peesing, and peesing, and peesing, and peesing

Tera kya hoga Kaalia?

Aadhe idhar jao ... aadhe idhar jao ... aur baaki hamare saath aao

Tumhara naam kya hai Basanti?

Joh main hoon woh main nahi hoon ... joh main nahi hoon woh main bilkul nahi hoon ... joh main bilkul nahi hoon woh main hoon

Aaj raat ke baad jab subah ka suraj niklega ... toh hamare bistar ki shikan ko dekhkar badalon mein mooh chupa lega

Saanp ka kaata kam se kam mar toh jaata hai ... lekin aurat ka sataya na mar sakta hai, na jee sakta hai

Aaj kal achche chawal ki tarah ... achche ladke bhi black mein milte hai

Milawat is mulk ka sabse bada bimari hai ... agar whiskey mein pani milayega toh log dhoodh mein kya milayega

Pehle huyi ladai, phir laathi se unki aisi ki dhulai ... ki sabko nani yaad aayi

Bina qazi ke kar liya raazi ... tauba tauba, yeh aapki jaldbaazi