Jokes | चुटकुले
#5181 | Male (आदमी)
Waiter: Khan sahb, 10 Rs tip to meri insult hy..
Khan: To phir..?
Waiter: 20 Rs to hon..
Khan: Main tumhari double insult nhi kr skta..!!
Khan: To phir..?
Waiter: 20 Rs to hon..
Khan: Main tumhari double insult nhi kr skta..!!
#5180 | Language (भाषा)
Munnabhai: Circuit ye sonu kaun hai?
Circuit:Bhai mast ladka he bole to A un kanjuso ko Bhi SMS bhejta hai jo ise nahi
Bhejte.
Circuit:Bhai mast ladka he bole to A un kanjuso ko Bhi SMS bhejta hai jo ise nahi
Bhejte.
#5179 | Kid (बच्चा)
Teacher, gul khan tum class mein topi kiun phan kar aay ho
Gul khan, teacher kisi ko pata na chalay kay mery dimag mein kia chal raha hai...=P;-)
Gul khan, teacher kisi ko pata na chalay kay mery dimag mein kia chal raha hai...=P;-)
#5178 | Kid (बच्चा)
Santa Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.
Wo Ghusse Se Darwaze Pr Gaya Aur Bola:
'Kon Gadhe Ka Bacha Hai?
Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:..
Papa Mai Hu. :-)
Wo Ghusse Se Darwaze Pr Gaya Aur Bola:
'Kon Gadhe Ka Bacha Hai?
Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:..
Papa Mai Hu. :-)
#5177 | Male (आदमी)
Banta to Lawyer: What is your fees?
Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.
Banta: Isn't it too high?
Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?
Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.
Banta: Isn't it too high?
Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?
#5176 | Male (आदमी)
A Pathan teacher gives dictation test to students,
Last bench students:
We are not able to hear you SIR,
Pathan : 'OK I'LL WRITE ON THE BOARD .,..,..,..,!
Last bench students:
We are not able to hear you SIR,
Pathan : 'OK I'LL WRITE ON THE BOARD .,..,..,..,!
#5175 | Male (आदमी)
1 Admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha:
Khan sahab ap q udas hai?
Pathan: aj hum ko
N.W.F.P ka Mutlab pata chal gaya
Admi: wo kiya??
Udas Pathan
“NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN”
Khan sahab ap q udas hai?
Pathan: aj hum ko
N.W.F.P ka Mutlab pata chal gaya
Admi: wo kiya??
Udas Pathan
“NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN”
#5174 | Beggar (भिखारी)
Bhikari:
ALLAH k nam pr kch de do.
Pathan 100 ka note dikhaty huy bola:
kia tmhary pas 50 hai?
Bhikari:
khushi se g hain
Pathan:
to kocha pehlay wo kharch kr
ALLAH k nam pr kch de do.
Pathan 100 ka note dikhaty huy bola:
kia tmhary pas 50 hai?
Bhikari:
khushi se g hain
Pathan:
to kocha pehlay wo kharch kr
#5173 | Money (पैसे)
Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
so raha tha:
Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.
so raha tha:
Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.
#5172 | Lovers (प्रेमी)
Boy: Darling Humare Pyaar k bare me kisi ko mat batana, Girl: Priya ko to zaroor bataungi,kehti thi kon pagal hoga jo tujhse Pyaar krega!
#5171 | General (सामान्य)
Teacher:me ksi pe 1 nazar dal k bta skte hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he
Student:mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na.
Student:mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na.
#5170 | General (सामान्य)
har kadam par koi katil hai kahan jai koi zinda rahna bada mushkil hai kahan jai koi
ans.jahannum me koi pareshan nahi karta
ans.jahannum me koi pareshan nahi karta
#5169 | General (सामान्य)
Sharma dial a no. & hear, iss call ke liye aapka balance kafi nahi hai.'
sharma: koi baat nahi jaane man tumse baat ho gai bas itna hi kafi hai.
sharma: koi baat nahi jaane man tumse baat ho gai bas itna hi kafi hai.
#5167 | Male (आदमी)
sonu-yaar,maine gf ko sms kiya ki main raat ko aaunga...raat me geya to wo kisi aur k sath thi
monu man chota mat kar yaar msg nhi mila hoga
monu man chota mat kar yaar msg nhi mila hoga
#5166 | Male (आदमी)
father-beta tumne college me sabse mushkil kaam koun sa sikha?
beta-2 kaam sikhe.
1 danto se bear ki bottal kholna.
2 tez aandi me 1 tilli se cigerete jalana
beta-2 kaam sikhe.
1 danto se bear ki bottal kholna.
2 tez aandi me 1 tilli se cigerete jalana
#5165 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Aniversary Par Santa Apni Biwi K Liye Gulab Ka Phul Le Kar Aya
Biwi:Muje Yeh Nahi Chahiye
Koi Sone Ki Cheez Do
Santa:Ye Le Takiya Aur So ja.
Biwi:Muje Yeh Nahi Chahiye
Koi Sone Ki Cheez Do
Santa:Ye Le Takiya Aur So ja.
#5163 | Female (महिला)
LADKI ne
Ghar choda
Sasural mila.
Bhai choda,
Dever mila.
Bahan chodi,
Nanad mili.
Maa-baap chode,
Sas-Ssur mile.
KYA Choda
JO PATI mila????;-)
Ghar choda
Sasural mila.
Bhai choda,
Dever mila.
Bahan chodi,
Nanad mili.
Maa-baap chode,
Sas-Ssur mile.
KYA Choda
JO PATI mila????;-)
#5162 | Kid (बच्चा)
Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.? Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!
#5161 | Lovers (प्रेमी)
ragging ke waqt ladko ne 1 ladki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do-patna kahan par hai?
ladki-bihar mein
boys-yahin pat jao itne dur jaane ki kya jarurat hai....!
ladki-bihar mein
boys-yahin pat jao itne dur jaane ki kya jarurat hai....!
#5160 | Male (आदमी)
Santa ka baap UK se aya,usne pucha teri ma kaha ha santa bola wo to mar gai
bap bola saale tune mujhe bataya kyu ni
santa:
Maine socha surprise dunga.
bap bola saale tune mujhe bataya kyu ni
santa:
Maine socha surprise dunga.
#5159 | School (स्कूल)
Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas karke dikha.
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas karke dikha.
#5158 | Maid (कामवाली बाई)
Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha
#5157 | Male (आदमी)
Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge .
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge .
#5156 | Naughty (नटखट)
Ek aurat ne 1 wakil se pocha k talak lene ke liye kia sharayat lazmi hoti hain ? Wakil Bola “Talak lene ke liye aap ko shadi shuda hona zarori hai”
#5155 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?
STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….
Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!
STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….
Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!
#5154 | Male (आदमी)
Ho gai Karachi University mein Faraz ki pitai,
Kyun k relly thi jamiat ki aur wo keh raha tha
Altaf Bahi...
Altaf Bhai... =P ;)
Kyun k relly thi jamiat ki aur wo keh raha tha
Altaf Bahi...
Altaf Bhai... =P ;)
#5153 | Male (आदमी)
Teacher: Ek Saal Main Kitni Raatain Hoti Hai?
Aman :10 Raatain Hoti Hai!
Teacher: 10 Raatain Kaise ?
Aman: 9 Navaratri Aur 1 Shivratri….
Aman :10 Raatain Hoti Hai!
Teacher: 10 Raatain Kaise ?
Aman: 9 Navaratri Aur 1 Shivratri….
#5152 | Male (आदमी)
Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.
Malkin: Kyun?
Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab
'Aap'Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.
Malkin: Kyun?
Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab
'Aap'Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.
#5151 | Male (आदमी)
7-chatai par 7-sadhu bethe the,
1 Aadmi ne sbse bade sadhu se
pucha-'Baba Ladkiya line nhi
deti ky karu?
Sadhu(chote sadhu se )- 1 chatai
aur laga bhai ke liye
1 Aadmi ne sbse bade sadhu se
pucha-'Baba Ladkiya line nhi
deti ky karu?
Sadhu(chote sadhu se )- 1 chatai
aur laga bhai ke liye
#5150 | Male (आदमी)
PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,
SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai
PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.
SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai
PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.