Jokes | चुटकुले
#4924 | Marriage (शादी)
Teacher To GOLU:Mamooli Ko Jumle Me Istemaal Karo
GOLU Ne Socha
Socha
Socha
Aur Bola,Meri Maa Mooli Bade Shouk Se Khat
GOLU Ne Socha
Socha
Socha
Aur Bola,Meri Maa Mooli Bade Shouk Se Khat
#4923 | Money (पैसे)
1980
Enginr sahb ka ghr konsa h?
wo jo bada bngla h,wo'
2010 'xcuse me,
yha engineer ka ghr konsa h?
'abey kisi b ghr me ghus ja. ek na 1 to hoga
Enginr sahb ka ghr konsa h?
wo jo bada bngla h,wo'
2010 'xcuse me,
yha engineer ka ghr konsa h?
'abey kisi b ghr me ghus ja. ek na 1 to hoga
#4922 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Teacher -Past, present, future ka 1 example main deti hu Or 1 tum do
Techer-mai sunder thi, hu, aur rahungi
Student-Apko veham tha, hai Or rahega
Techer-mai sunder thi, hu, aur rahungi
Student-Apko veham tha, hai Or rahega
#4921 | General (सामान्य)
2 makhkhiya movie dekh kar nikli
To ek makhkhi ne doosri makhkhi se kaha
'PAIDAL CHALEGI YA KUTTA KAR LE'
To ek makhkhi ne doosri makhkhi se kaha
'PAIDAL CHALEGI YA KUTTA KAR LE'
#4920 | Social (सामाजिक)
Vakil- Paaglo Ka Anubhavi!
Talkies- Premiyo Ki Paryogshala!
Saas- Bahu Ki C.I.D.
Shaadi- Berozgar Yuvao Ki Barbaadi
Talkies- Premiyo Ki Paryogshala!
Saas- Bahu Ki C.I.D.
Shaadi- Berozgar Yuvao Ki Barbaadi
#4919 | Social (सामाजिक)
UPDESH:
Daru pine se jindagi k problem solve nhi hoti.
EXPERT DRINKER'S ADVICE:
Problem toh doodh pine se bhi solve nhi hoti..
Daru pine se jindagi k problem solve nhi hoti.
EXPERT DRINKER'S ADVICE:
Problem toh doodh pine se bhi solve nhi hoti..
#4918 | Social (सामाजिक)
Madam to santa-Translate it to eng'Mere sir de Baal,Uud gaye hawa de naal' Santa's rply -'Hair of your tind ..Have gone with the wind ..Ting ting teeding'
#4917 | Social (सामाजिक)
GIRL-kya tm mjsepyar krte ho?
golu-ha
grl-lekin tm to meri parwah nhi krte
golu-oye...pyar krnewale kisi ki parwah nhi krte
golu-ha
grl-lekin tm to meri parwah nhi krte
golu-oye...pyar krnewale kisi ki parwah nhi krte
#4916 | Social (सामाजिक)
Teacher-Batao sabse zyada nasha kaunsi cheez me hota hai? Students-Books me.. Teacher-Wo kaise? Student-Kholte hi nind aa jati hai..!Gnt
#4915 | Social (सामाजिक)
santa ne ekk admi ke thappad maar diya..
admi- meri kya galti thi??
santa-tum salo galti karo iske liye hum intjaar thode hi karenge.............
admi- meri kya galti thi??
santa-tum salo galti karo iske liye hum intjaar thode hi karenge.............
#4914 | General (सामान्य)
Who's d 1st Indian cricktr 2 bcum Captn in his 1st match,scord 100 in d same match n hit a 6 of last bal 2 defeat England?
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Aamir Khan In Lagaan.
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Aamir Khan In Lagaan.
#4913 | Wife (पत्नी)
Kaani Wife:- Suno ji meri aankhen Katrina se milti hai na? ?
Pati:-Kambakht,teri aankhen aapas me nahi milti, Katrina se kya khak milegi
Pati:-Kambakht,teri aankhen aapas me nahi milti, Katrina se kya khak milegi
#4912 | Shopping (खरीदारी)
Kanjus Aadmi-Bagal Wale Ghar Se Iodex Le Kar Aao
Wife-Wo Log Nahi Denge
Aadmi-Kite Kanjus Hai Wo Log...
Jane Do Humara Hi Lekar Aao..
Wife-Wo Log Nahi Denge
Aadmi-Kite Kanjus Hai Wo Log...
Jane Do Humara Hi Lekar Aao..
#4911 | General (सामान्य)
Mariz- Doctor Sahab Sirf Aap Hi Meri Help Kar Sakte Ho..
..Koi Bhi Meri Baat Nahi Sunta Meri Taraf Dhyan Hi Nahi Deta
Doctor- Next Please..
..Koi Bhi Meri Baat Nahi Sunta Meri Taraf Dhyan Hi Nahi Deta
Doctor- Next Please..
#4910 | Kid (बच्चा)
Baap ne Bete ki Talashi Li, Cigrate, Masala,Daru ki Botal or Ladkiyo k Mbl no. Nikle.Baap ne Bahut Mara-Kbse Chal Rha h Sb?Beta Rote Hue-Papa Ye Jacket Apka hai
#4909 | School (स्कूल)
Select One No.Then
I'll Tell You Apka Dimag Kis Trah Ka He
A B C D M N R U
Ans
Apke Dimagh Me Kide H
QK Apko No. Or Alphabets Ki Pehchan Nai
I'll Tell You Apka Dimag Kis Trah Ka He
A B C D M N R U
Ans
Apke Dimagh Me Kide H
QK Apko No. Or Alphabets Ki Pehchan Nai
#4908 | Kid (बच्चा)
SANTA: Mere Nana ne mujhse choti si baat par rishta tod diya..
BANTA: Kyun.Kya kha unhone.?
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Unhone kaha..
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Moongphali me dana nhi Hum tumhare Nana Nhi..
BANTA: Kyun.Kya kha unhone.?
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Unhone kaha..
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Moongphali me dana nhi Hum tumhare Nana Nhi..
#4907 | Kid (बच्चा)
GOLU:sir, mujhe is subject me 0 mark nahi milne chahiye the!
Sir: mujhe yahi lagta he beta,par me isse kam nahi de sakta
Sir: mujhe yahi lagta he beta,par me isse kam nahi de sakta
#4906 | Naughty (नटखट)
Mahatma gandhi ne shadi se pehle apni wife kasturba gandhi ko letter likha: DEAR KASTURBA, I LOVE YOU . TUMHARA 'BAPU'.
#4905 | Kid (बच्चा)
Bacha:Daddy Aaj Kal ki Aurto Par Yaqeen Nai Krna Chahiye
Baap:Q
Bacha:Kal Techr Keh Rahi Thi 3 or 3
6 Hote He
Or
Aaj Bolti he 4 or 2
6 Hote He
Baap:Q
Bacha:Kal Techr Keh Rahi Thi 3 or 3
6 Hote He
Or
Aaj Bolti he 4 or 2
6 Hote He
#4904 | Kid (बच्चा)
Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li,
Kisi ne pucha:
6 month k baby ka brthday kese?
Santa: hum semester system ko follow karte h.
Kisi ne pucha:
6 month k baby ka brthday kese?
Santa: hum semester system ko follow karte h.
#4903 | Profession (व्यवसाय)
Police Man: Stop, Stop
Tumhari Headlights kaam Nahi kar rahi
Woh bandh hai
GOLU:Jaldi Se Hat Jao
Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar Rahe Hain
Tumhari Headlights kaam Nahi kar rahi
Woh bandh hai
GOLU:Jaldi Se Hat Jao
Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar Rahe Hain
#4902 | Kid (बच्चा)
Teacher-BAtaAo 80+90=?
Santa-100!
Teachr-No,
80+90=170..
Santa-Par sir Bachpan Se Humne Suna H ki
'Akkad Bakkad bambey bo, 80-90 purey 100'..!!
Santa-100!
Teachr-No,
80+90=170..
Santa-Par sir Bachpan Se Humne Suna H ki
'Akkad Bakkad bambey bo, 80-90 purey 100'..!!
#4901 | Male (आदमी)
1ST PATHAN:
Oye Agar Raat Ko Neend Na Aaye
Tu Kya Kiya Jaye..?
2ND PATHAN:
0 Yara Neend Ka Intzar
Karne Se Tu Behtar Hai
Aadmi So Jaye..
Oye Agar Raat Ko Neend Na Aaye
Tu Kya Kiya Jaye..?
2ND PATHAN:
0 Yara Neend Ka Intzar
Karne Se Tu Behtar Hai
Aadmi So Jaye..
#4900 | Profession (व्यवसाय)
One person :-CA karne me kitna kharch aata hai
CA Student:-Paise to bahut kam kharch hote hai bhai, par JAWANI puri kharch ho jaati he
CA Student:-Paise to bahut kam kharch hote hai bhai, par JAWANI puri kharch ho jaati he
#4899 | Male (आदमी)
Wakeel: Tum ne Police Officer ki hatheli pe jalti hue cigret kyun rakhi
Mujrim:Ye Humko bola 'kaam karvana hai to pehle 'MUTTHI' garam kro
Mujrim:Ye Humko bola 'kaam karvana hai to pehle 'MUTTHI' garam kro
#4898 | Kid (बच्चा)
GOLU:Meri billi mar gai
MOLU:kese mari
GOLU :Maine use nahala diya tha
M- nahalne se b kahi billi marti h
G-Maine nahalane k bad use nichod b thi
MOLU:kese mari
GOLU :Maine use nahala diya tha
M- nahalne se b kahi billi marti h
G-Maine nahalane k bad use nichod b thi
#4896 | General (सामान्य)
Boy-I Love U
Girl-Sorry.. Muje Dusra Pasand H, Uski BMW Hai
Boy-Are Maine Aj 10kg 'PYAAZ' Kharide He
Girl-Ohh.. Sorry Dear
I LOVE YOU TOO !:-)
Girl-Sorry.. Muje Dusra Pasand H, Uski BMW Hai
Boy-Are Maine Aj 10kg 'PYAAZ' Kharide He
Girl-Ohh.. Sorry Dear
I LOVE YOU TOO !:-)
#4895 | Beggar (भिखारी)
FaQeer:Ek rupay de do.
Lady: Sharam nhi aati itne smart handsome nojawan ho k bheek mangte ho!
FaQer:Acha janab phir 1 pappi hi dy do.
Lady: Sharam nhi aati itne smart handsome nojawan ho k bheek mangte ho!
FaQer:Acha janab phir 1 pappi hi dy do.
#4894 | School (स्कूल)
Ek Bachey Ko Exam Me Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha
Bachey Ne Hr Ques K Neche
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Es Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.
Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo.
Bachey Ne Hr Ques K Neche
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Es Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.
Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo.
#4893 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Teachar-'mai teri jaan nikal dungi' ka future tense kya hoga?
Student- tu, saali hath laga ke to dikha..
Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga
Student- tu, saali hath laga ke to dikha..
Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga