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Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... mohabbat mein ab tu saare sitam jhel

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... patni ko dekh ke engine ho gaya mera fail

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... ab ho jayega dushmanon ka engine derail

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... ab main nikaalonga mujrimon ka tel

Log peete hai isse hosh ko khone ke liye ... aur hum mein hosh bhi aata hai peene ke baad

Sharaab aur juae ke narak se aadmi ko vapas laya ja sakta hai ... lekin agar mard kisi doosri aurat ke pallu se band jaye ... toh usse sindoor aur mangalsutra bhi vapas nahi la payenge

Samundar mein mutthi bhar shakkar dalne se ... uska namak kam nahin ho jaata

Somvaar ko sagai, phir Ganga ki bidai ... aur bhabhi issi baat par khila do hum sabko mithai

Auron ke liye gunaah sahi ... hum piye toh shabaab banti hai ... arre sau ghamo ko nichodne ke baad ... ek katra sharaab banti hai

Joh log apna pasina bahakar desh ka muqadar banate hai ... unke bachche toh rotiyon ke liye taraste hai ... aur tum log joh kursiyon par behetkar desh ke muqadar ka faisla karte ho ... apne aulad ki shaadiyon mein karodon rupai lutate ho ... kahan se aati hai daulat?

Tere mooh mein ghee shakkar ki factory

Jo apun ki baat maanta hai na, usse main Himalaya ke pahad ki choti par bhita deta hoon ... aur joh apun ki baat nahin maanta, usse hari mirch ki chutney par bhita deta hoon

Zindagi chahte ho toh humse bachkar rehna ... jahan nimbu nahi jaata wahan nariyal ghusad dete hai

Purane chawal ko yun kachcha chaba jaana ... meri style hai

Ek waqt par main sirf ek hi kaam karta hoon ... jab peeta hoon toh khoob peeta hoon ... aur jab duty karta hoon toh sirf duty karta hoon

Jis tarah mithaas gudh ka swabhav hai aur kadvahat neem ka ... ussi tarah insaan ki khuddari uske badapan ka swabhav hai

Aage hai zamana par bhook peeche peeche ... sari duniya ki baatein do roti ke neeche ... arre chamde ki jhopadiya mein aag lagi hai bhaiya ... barkha na bhujaye, bas bhujaye rupaiya ... aur phir bhi bhare na pet ... toh yaad aati hai yaaron Pari rice plate

Yeh halat hui hai iski, pee peekay rum aur whiskey ... liver bhi ho gaya risky ... yeh uski hai na iski, badhon badhon ki jaan hai khiski ... oo peene waale sun, teri jaan ki dushman whiskey ... agar tu saath na iska chhodega, yamraj se naata jodega ... apna bhala bura pehchan, beta hum badhon ki baat ko maan ... yeh whiskey bahut hai risky, yeh whiskey bahut hai risky ... badhon badhon ki jaan hai khiski

Aye tamatar ke aakhri daane

Chandni Chowk mein chandni raat mein chachi ne chacha ko chandi ke chamach se chutney chatayi

Hamari ragon mein hamari maa ka doodh aur shudh Gangajal beh raha hai

My would be wife ... yeh lo knife ... kaato yeh cake aur bacha lo is bhooke ki life

Main aate ki roti khata hoon ... aur tum gobar ki roti khate ho

Chai, cigarette, cheroot, beedi, paan, zarda, tambaku, brandy, whiskey yah rum ... in sab cheezo ke paale hi nahi maine gham

Yeh dastarkhwan ek aaisi jagah hai ... jahan do insaan saath baithkar rotiyan todhte hai aur dil jodhte hai

Mujhe sone chandi se nahi ... un baazuon se pyar hai joh do waqt ki roti toh kama sake ... jinko duniya unki mehnat, unke naam se jaane ... jinki peeth par apne A1 baap ke naam ka stamp nahi hota

Yeh hai whiskey ... jisne zyada li chuski ... uski zindagi duniya se khiski

Yeh sharab ka pehla usool hai ... jiski piyo sharab, uska hi ghar karo kharab

Yeh crorepati hai, yeh arabpati hai ... magar aaise rehte hai jaise chai ki patti hai

Joh khud mirchi ho unhe mirchi nahi lagti

Jis saanp ko barso doodh pilaya ... ussi ne khandan ki izzat ko dasa

Kharbuja, kharbuje ko dekh kar rang badalta hai