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Delhi ke ladkon ke baare mein na zyada sochna nahi chahiye ... faltu mein expectations badh jaati hai

Gujarat ki hawa mein vyapar hai saheb ... meri saans toh rok loge ... lekin is hawa ko kaise rokoge

Gujaratiyon ke DNA mein hi ek aisi dadagiri hai ... ki jahan bhi jaaye, Manhattan ho ya Mumbai ... portable Gujarat saath mein le hi jaate hai

Hum Gujarati patthar pe pair maare na ... toh Porbandar se pound are Dakor se dollar nikaal sakte hai

Meri aadhi zindagi Mumbai ke roads pe kat'ti hai ... average commuting time Mumbai Dubai ki flight se zyada ... aur turbulence full

Mumbai you're killing me ... tu bhi andar se khokli hai ... main bhi

Shehar chote hote hai ... sapne nahi

Mumbai ki yahi problem hai ... aadmi koode ki jagah par behatta hai ... aur kooda aadmi ki jagah pe

Jab suraj aankhen band kare, sajke nikalti hai Mumbai ... kabhi uljhati, kabhi girati, kabhi sambhalti hai Mumbai ... kabhi baap ka thappad, kabhi maa ki godh hai Mumbai ... tang galiyon ki bul-bulaiyan, kabhi phaila samundar hai Mumbai ... pal pal kachole badalti jhole ka pitara hai Mumbai ... sapno bhari aankhon ka, beghar banjaron ka, mohabbat ke maaron ka aasra hai Mumbai ... kabhi sangdil toh kabhi humdil ... pairon mein chakkar dale har pal daudti hai Mumbai ... maano toh maya nagri, na maano toh patthar ka shehar hai Mumbai

Yeh shehar jitna zameen ke upar hai na ... utna hi zameen ke neeche hai

Jungle mein sirf ek sher hota hai ... aur shehar mein sirf ek khalifa ... baki joh hote hai woh sirf hote hai

Kabhi hasta nahi, kabhi rota nahi ... yeh shehar awara kabhi sota nahi

Dilli dil walon ki hai ... aur Mumbai sabki

Dilli wale na sab kuch over karte hai, dimaag ki short karke ... do numbri hote hai ... par dosti mein ek numbri hote hai

Russia mein, Russian ladki ke saath Russian vodka peene ki baat hi kuch aur hai

Badhe sheharon mein shayad is liye itna shor hota hai ... taaki koi apne dil ki awaaz na sun paye

When in Phuket ... just f*ck it

Tujhe Mohenjo Daro pe raj karna hai ... aur mujhe seva

Insaan mein akal honi chahiye ... Surat toh Gujarat mein bhi hai

Wagah naam hai mera ... kyun ki na hoon main Hindustan ka, na Pakistan ka ... bas joh player game badal paaye hai ... peeche padh jaata hoon uski jaan ka

Dilli wale dil ke mamle mein kamzor ho sakte hai ... dare ke mamle mein nahi

Kabhi socha hai ki Mumbai ko sapno ka shehar kyun kaha jaata hai ... kyun ki yahan pe sapne sirf bungalow aur imaraton mein nahi ... galiyon ki gandi naaliyon mein bhi palte hai

Bangkok waala character hoke Haridwar waala feel mat de

Dilli ka aadha pollution toh aashiqon ke wajah se ho raha hai

Hasratein Lucknow, basratein Kanpur ... surmayi hai Bareilly, aur kaatilana hai Rampur

Kaun kehta hai qayamat aayegi sab mar jayenge ... hum Bihari hoon pedh pe chad jayenge

Footpath pe sangemarmar chadhane se woh Taj Mahal nahi ho jaata ... footpath hi rehta hai

Bacha paida kahin bhi ho ... banta waisa hi hai jahan bada hota hai

Badi kamai bade sheharon mein hoti hai

Hum poore Calcutta ke ... poora Calcutta hamara

Vada Pav Mumbai ki shaan hai ... yeh Bhel Puri, Pani Puri, Sev Puri hum logon ki ekta ki pehchaan hai

Mumbai mein khaya, Mumbai mein piya, Mumbai mein jaga, Mumbai mein soya ... aur Vada Pav ki burai karke tera dil ek pal bhi na roya