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Aadmi ki yaadash bhale hi chali jaye ... biwi ka birthday bhool sakta hai?

Biwi ko chhodkar har purana cheez ka value hai aaj ki date mein

Biwiyan toh dono hi lootati hai ... jeevan bhar saath dene waali bhi aur agle din faraar hone waali bhi

Biwi apne pati ke bina reh sakti hai ... par apni bai ke bina nahi

Jab main galati karta hoon toh main sorry kehta hoon ... aur jab meri wife galati karti hai toh main sorry kehta hoon

Agni ke phere lene se koi bhi pati parmeshwar nahi ho jaata hai ... puja karvani ho toh parmeshwar banke dikhana padta hai

Biwi ki aankhon mein pyar aur mashooka ke haathon mein hathyar ... sirf dikhave ke liye hota hai

Aaisi jagah laat marenge na ... ki poori zindagi apni aurat ke paas jaane se gabrayega

Kehte hai shaadi mein agar pyar banaye rakhna hai toh do cheezein bahut zaroori hoti hai ... pati ki haar aur heeron ka haar

Yeh biwiyan mangalsutra pehente hi Kamasutra kyun bhool jati hai

Meri biwi BMW nikli ... "Bewafaa Meri Wife"

Knife pe gira apple, apple pe gire knife ... chinta meri aaise kar rahi hai, jaise meri wife

Knife pe gire apple, apple pe gire knife ... saala phone nahi utha raha hai, call kar rahi hai wife

Wife ne poocha husband se, ke sach kaho kitno ke saath soye ho? ... husband bola, soya toh bus tumhare saath, baki sehkadon ke saath jaga poori raat

Yeh aadat ab nahi jaane waali hai ... yeh toh woh biwi hai joh saath rehkar satayegi aur talaq bhi nahi degi

Pati patni ka joh rishta hai woh rath ke do paiyon ki tarah hota hai ... ek bhi paiya toot gaya toh rath ka chalna mushkil ho jaata hai

Maine mobile shaadi ka bureau khola hai ... engagement ke liye ek dabao ... shaadi ke liye do dabao ... aur doobara shaadi karne ke liye apna pehla biwi ka gala dabao

Pati ki galati par ladna patni ki adhikar hai

Kisi ka pati doctor hota hai, kisi ka pati contractor hota hai ... mera pati toh calculator hai

Mard chahe jitne bhi chakkar chala le chalta hai ... lekin jab biwi ka chakkar chalta hai na ... toh hamare joh mard hai woh chakkar khake gir jaate hai

Mujhe toh nihayati khurrat plus kamini honhaar biwi chahiye

Husband aur suraj dono bewafaa hote hai ... aata hai Kiran ke saath, rehta hai Roshni ke saath aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath

Dono ne ek achcha sa mahurat nikaal ke ... shubh talaak lene ka tay kiya

Duniya ki har biwi ne kabhi na kabhi toh yeh zaroor soocha hoga ... ki main hamesha hamesha ke liye apne pati se chutkara kaise paon

Tum patiyon ke liye shaadi ek hadsa hoga ... lekin hum patniyon ke liye shaadi ek haseen hadsa hai

Saat pheron ke bandhan mein joh jaadu hai ... woh jeete ji kabhi pati patni ko juda hone nahi deta

Ghar mein jis pati ki dhaak nahi chalti ... bahar uski aankh chalti hai ... samajh lijiye jab wife bhadki toh apne aap khul jaati hai nazar ki khidki

Khel khatam, paisa hazam ... sudar gaya khasam, khake kasam

Duniya mein sabsi gehri dushmani miya biwi ki hoti hai

Oh meri cutie pie, audh ke razai, without angdai ... main hoon tumhara patti, tu meri lugui

Yeh mere patti nahi hai ... patti parmeshwar hai

Wife dil hai toh husband dhadkan ... wife diya hai toh husband Diwali ... wife zubaan hai toh husband gaali