dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Joh na karta tumse pyar ... usko maaro jootey char

Dimaag ka khula rakhna utna hi zaroori hai jitna ki tijori ka band rehna

Tum itna joh musruka rahe ho ... kitna kameenapan chupa rahe ho

Har ek vyakti ko apna jeevan saathi, apna khana aur apni sharaab chun'ne ka poora adhikaar hona chahiye

Yeh world hai na world, is mein do prakaar ke log hote hai ... ek woh joh galat kaam nahi karte aur pakde bhi nahi jaate ... aur doosre woh joh galat kaam toh nahi karte, par bechare phir bhi pakad liye jaate hai

Aap jaisi ladki ka haath lagna matlab ... ek kilo doodh mein se dus kilo paneer ka nikalna

Aapki toh twacha itni gori hai ke aapki mail se cream ban jayegi

Har taale ki ek chaabi hoti hai ... aur jiski chaabi nahi na hoti, uski hathodi hoti hai

Jack and Johnny went up the hill to live in love and laughter ... Jack ki leli papa ne aur Johnny chup gaya bhaagkar

Tareef kya karoon main aapki, words nahi milte ... itne kam budget mein aise honhar balak nahi milte

Deewane ka dimaag hai khali ... bina hope ke hi duniya basa li

(Kya hai aapki age?) - Main beete huye kal se ek din badi hoon ... aur aane wale kal se ek din choti hoon ... now you do the math

Acting kya hai, oxygen hai ... uske bagaira mar jayenge

Arre made in China Mastani ... teri masti main nikalta hoon ... dikha na paaye face kisi ko ... teri naak abhi main kaat'ta hoon

Hey sundar nar, main teri deewani hoon ... tu mera Bajirao, main teri Mastani hoon

Itne chhed karenge ... itne chhed karenge ... itne chhed karenge, water filter ban jaaoge

Tera pati hai na harami, tedha hai par tera hai

Family na aadmi ko chomu bana deti hai

Mera waqt kuch yoon guzra iPhone ki delivery ke intezar mein ... ki karte rahe courier wale ke call ka wait, purane phone phek ke kabaad mein

Woh doodh hai toh main khatta nimbu ... phatt ke na zindagi ka paneer ban gaya hai

Gobar deto ho aur expect karte ho cake samajhke kha loon

Hum Punjabiyon ke paas aur hai hi kya ... ek emotions, ek paneer

Bana diya bhooton ka baboot ... lekin tumhari aankhen aur pasina toh de rahi hai kisi aur hi baat ka saboot

Jab chehra tumhari tarah lamba aur patla hota hai na ... toh akhiyon se goli hi chalti hai ... hamare jalebi jaise chehre se sirf ghee hi tapakta hai yaar

Hollywood kare toh wow ... Tollywood kare toh how

Main serial killer, tum serial kisser ... kya jodi hai

Yeh drugs hai woh bimaari joh sab pe padhe bhaari ... aaj iski baari toh kal uski baari ... ab teri baari

Agar aapne mere chote malik ki koi bhi choti ya badi baat mere bade malik ke bade malik se ki ... toh mere bade malik ke bade malik mere chote malik ke chote malik ko bade se bada lecture de denge

Kya gaal hai ... kya baal hai ... yeh toh poori dhamaal hai

Father ke sar pe ameeri ka tag ... aur bete ke sar pe bag hi bag

Baat pakki ... dulha nakki ... beti lucky

Yeh toh bungla nahi Bangal hai ... mere son-in-law ke paas itna sara maal hai