dialogues for Tag: Education

Gyan baatna chahiye re ... tu kya apne paas rakhke sada-rela hai

Yeh world hai na world, is mein do tarah ke log hote hai ... ek joh saari zindagi school college mein time kharab karte hai ... aur doosre joh khud apna school hote hai

Graduate samajh ke humko line maar rahi hai kya?

Is saal tu paas ho gaya na ... toh main tujhe Cadabury doongi, woh bhi milak ki

Teen baar lagataar fail hona koi mamuli baat nahi hai ... lekin dosto agar mehnat, lagan aur imaandari se koshish ki jaye toh aap sab is mukaam pe pahunch sakte ho

Itne bade hokar student ... disgusting

Itni choti hokar teacher ... amazing

Agar main fail ho gayi toh mujhe hi taye pe talogi tum

Aap jis school ki KG mein padh rahe hai na ... hum uske principal reh chuke hai

Anpad ke pass padhe likhon ke sawaal ka jawab nahi hota

Aksar log school mein padhte hai aur padhate hai ... lekin bahut kam log hote hai joh apne aap mein school hote hai

Har koi degree diploma le, engineer banne koi zaroori nahi ... Gavaskar, Tendulkar, Zakir Hussain ko koi nahi poochta ... tumhari degree kya hai?

Dimaag mein kitaaben bharne se jeben thodhi bharti hai

Fail hona aur padhai na karna ... hamare khandaan ki parampara hai

Vidyarthi woh hote hai joh vidya ka arth nikaalte hai ... magar aap log toh vidya ki arthi nikaal rahe hai

Kathin pariksha mein pass ho jaana meri buri aadat hai

Sirf guru hi shishya ko sabak nahi sikha sakta ... waqt padne par shishya bhi guru ko sabak sikha sakta hai

Padhoge likhoge toh hoge kharab ... kheloge koodoge toh banoge nawab

Degree se sirf certificate milta hai ... akal nahi

Malik banna hai toh kheto mein kaam kar ... kyun ki asli khazana kitaabon mein nahi, zameen mein chupa hai beta

Gareebon ka khoon jab saanche mein dhalta hai toh yeh sikka banta hai ... aur jab yeh sikka bazar mein tulta hai ... toh kisi gareeb ke bhai ko kitaabein milti hai, college milta hai ... aane waale sunhere kal ki umeedein milti hai

Pandhra saal ki padhai ke baad university yeh joh degree milne ka certificate deti hai na ... yeh naukri milne ka certificate nahi ... balki thokarein khane ka certificate hai

Badi tedhi hai yeh duniya ... yahan haqdaar ko bhi apna haq bheek ki tarah maangna padta hai ... anpad naukri maangne jaye toh usse degree lane ke liye kehte hai ... degree lekar jaye toh waseela lane ke liye kehte hai ... aur waseelay ke liye kisi ke paas jaye toh rishvat maangte hai

Gyan aur agyan mein antar hi kya hai ... kewal ek akshar ka ... lekin arth mein satyug aur kalyug ka sa bedh hai

Maine jitni bhi taleem haasil ki, jitni bhi kitabein padhi hai ... un kitabon ki likhayi meri maa ki mehnat ke pasine se likhi hui hai

Bachche tumne sirf shehar ke college mein padai ki degree li hai ... maine yeh duniya ke college mein tajurbe ki padai haasil ki hai

Shaastra sirf padhne aur sunane ke liye reh gaye hai ... amal ke liye jis dharam aur karam ki zaroorat hai ... usse insaan khud apne haathon se banata hai

Guru sirf gyan hi nahi deta ... balki agyan bhi door karta hai

Jisne sachche dil se Ramayan aur Gita ka paath kiya ho ... uske shabdon ki laaj bhagwan ko bhi rakhni padti hai

Naukri mile toh degree, degree ... nahi toh bigdree, bigdree

Meri janam patri, meri kundli, yeh degree hai ... aur iski kismat mein kitne rahu hai kitne ketu, yeh koi jyotshi nahi jaanta

Taleem se bhi kya hasil hai ... hasil toh hai chalaaki se, makkari se, hera pheri se ... joh yeh kala seekh gaya, woh hoshiyaar ... aur joh na seekh paya, woh taleem paakar bhi bewakoof