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Ghodi jab race mein daudti hai na toh beech raaste mein nahi rukti ... manzil tak daudti hai ... chahe phir woh race jeete ya hare

Kehte hai kutton ki naak badi tezz hoti hai ... magar khatra soongne ke mamle mein insaano ki naak ka bhi jawab nahi

Badi machli jaal mein na aaye ... is liye choti machli ko kaante mein phasna padta hai

Main panchi hoon ... choti choti udhane bharti panchi ... woh udhne ke bahane doondhti panchi ... main panchi hoon ... kismat ki ek ajeeb dastaan sunati panchi ... apne haathon se apne pankhon ko kaantne ki kahani sunati panchi ... halaat ka ek alag hi aks dikhati panchi ... panchi ki kahani sunati panchi ... main panchi hoon

Cheeteh ki chaal, baaz ki nazar aur Bajirao ki talvar par sandeh nahi karte ... kabhi bhi maat de sakti hai

Prince charming milne se pehle ... bahut saare mendako ko kiss karna padta hai

Sher aatank machata hai aur zakhmi sher tabaahi

Doosron ke bachche aur kutton ke saath khelna sabko achcha lagta hai

Chuhon ko pakadna ho toh chuha banna padta hai ... kutton ko pakadna ho toh kutta ... sher ka shikaar karna ho toh sher

Jaise Superman pehenta cape hai ... jaise King Kong ko kehte ape hai ... vaise yeh great escape hai

Jaise June se pehle May aata hai ... jaise paanch ke baad che aata hai ... vaise hi har doggy ka day aata hai

Tumhari harkatein, kutte ki dum aur Katrina ki Hindi ... aaisi hai joh kabhi seedhi ho hi nahi sakti

Bhaag gaye bhalu, vadiya ho gaya alu ... wahan ka main paalu, aur yahan ka tu paalu

Soovar ko saala goo hi khana chahiye ... jahan usne gulkand pe mooh mara, haazma kharab hona hi hai

Machli chahe kitni bhi tezz ho ... ek baar kaante mein phas jaye toh kilo ke bhav bikti hai

Agar koi bhi kuttagiri ki na ... toh mere bhai tujhe kutta bana ke chhodega

Aam aadmi sota hua sher hai ... ungli mat kar ... jaag gaya toh cheer phaad dega

Ram banaye jodi ... gadhe ko mil gayi ghodi

Cheenti chadi pahad pe daane ke vaaste ... aur kuwaaron ki manzil mohabbat ke raaste

Choonti ke par aur nagin ka sar ... shuruvat mein hi kuchal dena chahiye

Pagal kutta aur awara haathi ... dono bandook ki goli ke liye hi banne hai

Jahan kabootar ka naam Masakali ho sakta hai ... zameen pe rehkar ghode ka naam Badal ho sakta hai ... aadmi ka naam Mahela Jayawardene ho sakta hai ... toh inka naam Entertainment kyun nahi ho sakta hai

Udaan pankhon se hoti na toh mor sabse ooncha udhta ... udaan hoti hai hausalon se

Chaand chahoon na chakora, na falak ka tukda ... noor chahoon na main hoori, na pari sa mukhda

Election circus ki tarah hota hai ... jahan pe joker sirf time pass ke liye hota hai ... ticketein khareedi jaati hai sher ko dekhne ke liye

Pehle daru peeta tha, maar peet karta tha ... toh Singham tha ... maine isse sab kuch chhudake chewing bana diya

Kutta kitna bhi khatarnak ho jaaye ... sher ki nahi le paata

Chicken aur chicks ... the two "Meows" of life

Bali hamesha bakre ki di jaati hai ... sher ki nahi

Saand kitna bhi akela kyun na ho ... uski hifazat karne ke liye aaju baju baand zaroor rehte hai

Aadmi ko insaan banne se pehle janwar banna parta hai

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