dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Ghajini ki aulad!

Dene waala jab bhi deta hai ... sab kuch phad deta hai

Mehnat se sirf pasina nikalta hai ... paisa nahi

Samundar ki machli, ladki ka dil aur currency note pe kisi ka naam nahi likha hota ... jiske haath lagi us hi ki sagi

Kundli ladka ladki ki nahi ... saas aur ladki ki milani chahiye

Muscular, popular, spectacular and ... bachelor

Tere se badi degree mere paas hai ... MBA ... "Maha Bekaar Aadmi"

Kya dekh raha hai? ... Rolex hai Rolex ... woh bhi original

Tempo ... Dhondu nikaal!

Comedy toh abhi abhi shuru ki hai beta ... action main tees saal se karta aa raha hoon

Kya cool cool ... namakool!

Aap toop ho ... main toh kehta hoon aap Pope ho

Yeh thopade ka design toh pehli baar dekh raha hoon

Kya ladki hai yaar ... baal silky silky, gaal milky milky ... yeh toh chalti phirti vanilla ice cream hai

No complaints, no demands

Global warming ke liye yahi kamina responsible hai

No place for mootra visarjan in this country

Millimeter ab centimeter joh ban gaya hai

Dono taange tudawa ke apne pairon pe khada hona seekha hai

Kiss ho nahin paati yaar ... kyun ki naak beech me aa jaati hai

Kaise sign karon yaar ... meri pen toh tu le gayi

Peechle batees saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkaar pe balatkaar kiye

Jahapanah tussi great ho ... tofu kabool karo

Badi duvidha thi, dost ko sambhalte ki dost ki maa ke aasoon pochte ... phir humne socha hatao yaar mattar paneer pe concentrate karo

Utamamm dadh-dhadhatt paadham ... madhyam paadham thuchuk thuchuk ... khanishtham thud-thudiya paadham ... sur-suriya pran ghatkam

Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai ... lekin dost first aa jaye toh zyada dukh hota hai

Akele peeye toh aadmi dear ho jaye ... saath peeye toh aadmi near ho jaye

I am a bad boy ... thoda sa ziddi, thoda sa awara, thoda sa pagal, thoda sa nakara ... yani total milake I am a bad boy

Main characterless zaroor hoon ... lekin itna bhi less nahi

Galati insaan se ek baar hoti hai ... joh same mistake do baar kare ... woh gadha

Pain aur pleasure ... dono dene mein expert thi

Vaise toh yeh milta nahi ... aur jab milta hai, toh theek se milta nahi