dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Maine kab kaha ki main Ram hoon ... arre main toh common hoon, sare aam hoon

Aatma udh gayi chhodkar shareer purana ... didi tera devar deewana, kudiyon ko dale dana

Humour achchi hai ... thoda sense daloge toh sense of humour ho sakta hai

Shaadi chal raha hai ya saas bahu ka TV serial ... khatam hi nahi ho raha hai

Le pakad khambha ... do ghoont mein tujhe dikhne lagegi Menaka aur Rambha

Majnu aur Romeo ko agar naukri doondni padti na ... toh pata chalta ki pyar karna bada aasaan hai ... naukri doondna bahut mushkil

Ab ishq waalon ki duniya hogi tehas-nehas ... jab ghar ghar pahunchega yeh MMS

Draupadi ki saree keechna Dushasan ko pada bhari ... saree mein saree, Parag saree

Yeh dharti roh rahi hai, yeh aasman roh raha hai ... nonsense yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

When I'm good, I'm good ... when I'm bad, I'm better

Shaadi is mind blowing ... sometimes blowing mind

Zindagi murdajali ka naam hai ... zinda dil kya khaak jeete hai

Oye Miss Universe-(sity)

Door se dus pass se bus ... woh bhi DTC

Ek pair past mein hai teh ek pair future mein hai ... tabhi toh hum aaj pe moot rahe hain

College di gate de is taraf hum life ko nachate hai ... te duji taraf life humko nachati hai

Pyar ka sabse bada side effect ... shaadi

Delhi ki ladkiyan aaisi dress karti hai ... jaise har roz Diwali ho

Ek ladki ka diya hua dard ... doosri ladki hi mitta sakti hai

Har dhoti pehenne waala Gandhi nahi hota

Yahan ki pani puri, poore Mumbai mein world famous hai

Iske mooh mein pehdaishi supari hai ... yeh totla hai

Arre baba wrong number hai toh uthati kaiko hai re?

Mard aur aurat mein kadhai karchi ka rishta hove ... akele rehve toh manoosiya ... aur saale saath rehve toh khana kan, khana kan, khana kan

Badi lakdi mat utha kuptaan!

Tu toh bewakoof haiga ... chutiya toh aadmi shaadi ke baad hi hove hai

Agar tu mere samne aaya na ... toh gobar mein jhadu dubo dubokar peeton tujhe

Arre tu aadmi hai ki patang ... jab dekho hawa mein udhkar aata hai

Zyada chapad-chapad kiye toh mooh mein chaata ghusedh doonga aur kholonga bhi

Aye wallet, aye bullet ... you choose

Apun ke bheje mein saala chemical locha hai

Aye ooth re tereko sorry bolne ka hai