dialogues for Tag: Rowdyism

Zara si chhu chappad ki na ... toh yeh milk chocolate waale thopde ko wrapper ke saath pichka doonga

Log meri baat yaad rakhte nahi ... balki yaad rakhne par majboor ho jaate hai

Sarkar do kisam ki hoti hai janaab ... ek woh jinhe hum chunte hai ... aur doosri joh humein chunti hai ... zara nazarein uthakar dekho ki kahan khade ho ... aur samjho ki yahan sarkar kiski chalti hai

Joh haan bole usse chhod deta hoon ... joh na bole usse todh deta hoon

Wagah naam hai mera ... kyun ki na hoon main Hindustan ka, na Pakistan ka ... bas joh player game badal paaye hai ... peeche padh jaata hoon uski jaan ka

Yeh Arabiyon ka Dongri hai beta ... yahan shaanpatti sirf shaano pe jachti hai ... police waalon pe nahi

Mohabbat ki mandi mein risk hi risk ... toh bhaiya kar liya humne bhi direct ishq

Musafir hai hum aur kitne waqt beete hai ... abhe bhaad mein jaaye duniya, hum tafreeyon mein jeete hai

Tujhe maroonga nahi ... teri bajake jaaonga!

Zindagi do choice deta hai ... joh milta hai woh haath phailakar le lo ... ya phir joh maangta hai woh haath uthakar cheen lo

Itni jaldi kya hai ... abhi toh maine start kiya hai

Jab Ajju bhai maarne pe aata hai toh gender nahi dekhta hai

Mooh se awaaz nikaali toh body se jaan nikaal doonga

Bhai muh-bola ho ya sagaa ... apun ke pyar ke beech aaya toh beech se hi cheer dalega

206 haddiyon ko 2006 tareeke se todhne ka experience hai apun ka

Apun pe joh haath dalta hai ... apun uski phaad dalta hai

Logon ki maa-behan hoti hai ... aapki baap-behen ho gayi hai

Tune Rambo ka naam suna hai? ... Terminator, Salman Bhai? ... in sabko na ek mixi mein daal, teen char baar ghuma ... aur joh glass bharke milkshake banta hai na ... woh hoon main

Singh jahan pair rakhta hai ... woh ilaaka uska ho jaata hai

Zyada chabar chabar aur buri khabar ... Chabuki ko dono pasand nahi

Saare shareer par maar aur ladai mein haar ... mujhe dono pasand nahi hai

Hum aaise baap hai joh dushmanon ke liye akele hi kaafi hai

Main woh Raghuram Rathod nahi joh kanoon ke dayire mein rehkar nainsaafi bardasht karega ... main woh Mr. X hoon joh kanoon todkar insaaf karega

It is good to be evil

Teri amma ne jiske baare mein nahi bataya main tera woh baap hoon

Do hi toh kaam aate hai mujhe ... dadagiri karna aur doosra body banana

If you're not with me ... you're against me

(Aaise bina saboot ke police kya kar sakti hai?) ... Ghulam Ali ki CD teri jeb mein daalke na ISI ka agent bana sakti hai police ... tumhari photo beauty parlour ke samne kheenchke laundiyon ka dalla bana sakti hai police ... Johnson baby powder aave hai, uski pudiya teri jeb mein daalke na drug ka smuggler bana sakti hai police ... aur toh aur teri shakal police waale se sketch karvake Osama Bin Laden se mila sakti hai police

Pichwaade mein itni goliyan maaroonga ... ki bachche bhi pital ke pehda honge

Har friday jab ek film release hoti hai ... us hi ke saath hi ek sarkari officer bhi release hoga ... ya toh corruption se, ya duniya se

Saare kaam bhagwan khud nahi karta ... kuch kaam hum jaise shaitano ke liye chhod deta hai

Rishvat li toh Gabbar maar dega ... nahi li toh main maar doonga