dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Yeh aaj kal ke ladkon ka na dimaag hi kharab hai ... shakal chhuse bhar ki aur ladki chahiye Katrina Kaif

Sab meri shaadi ke peeche aise padhe huye the, jaise India ka GDP meri shaadi pe depend karta hai

Yeh bandhi teri life ka virus hai

Tujhe samjhana jaise haathi ko chaddi pehnana hai

Ladkiyon ko bangla chahiye ... kangla nahi

Main na ek bahut achhe ghar ka shareef launda hoon ... lekin mujhe tujhe aise dekh ke na woh dirty wale ashleel khayal aate hai

Aap toh fauji ki jagah mann mauji nikle

Hum Punjabi log haddiyan todh sakte hai ... lekin kisi ka dil nahi todh sakte

Jab tak rahe saans aur haddi ... chalti rahe gaddi ... Jai Mata Di!

Aadmi paisa kyun kamata hai ... car ke liye ... pet ke liye ... carpet ke liye ... aur kis liye

Gujaratiyon ke DNA mein hi ek aisi dadagiri hai ... ki jahan bhi jaaye, Manhattan ho ya Mumbai ... portable Gujarat saath mein le hi jaate hai

Motorcar pe nahi, sanskar pe dhyan do

(Yeh joh hum kar rahe hai, yeh theek hai) ... Ghor paap hai ... lekin yeh paap na baar baar karne se dhul jaata hai

Itni door se aaya hoon ... kuch toh karne do

A drunk guy is a liability and a drunk girlfriend is an asset

Har cheez ki expiry date hoti hai ... insaan ho ya doodh ka dabba ... teri bhi aa gayi

Agar tum dono ne pehle din hi jhoote pati ka patta pehan liya na ... toh sari zindagi bow-bow bhi karte rahoge na ... toh meow-meow hi sunai dena hai

Aapke yeh Bernard Shaw wale idea jisne maan liye na ... usko toh Waheguru bhi nahi bacha sakte

Kuch combinations hai na itna kamina kisam ka hota hai ... alag alag mazedaar ... lekin saath mein na phata-phatti ... magic sa ho jaata hai

Matlabi zindagi ki chaal keh lo ya Newton ka law of gravitational attraction ... life mein dhan-te-na toh hona hi tha

Pyar mein itne thokar khane ke bawajood, zakhm pe Iodex malkar veer jawaan hamesha khade ho jaate hai ... ek aur try karne ke liye

Uska bank balance itna hai ki bank bhi balance nahi kar paata hai

Door se dekha toh Alia Bhatt ... paas aakar dekha toh Mahesh Bhatt

Ek baar aagad paachad sahi dikhe na ... toh ladka aagad paachad ghoomta rahega

Maana door se dekha toh moongphali hai ... paas aakar dekh tera Baahubali hai

Pehle line mein honesty ... doosre line mein molesty

Iski pehli line aafat thi ... lekin last line mein rahat thi

Dil mein aata hoon samajh mein nahi ... pant mein aata hoon shirt mein nahi ... cycle pe aata hoon gaadi mein nahi ... aur sun langoth mein aata hoon shorts mein nahi

Pehli line mein panga ... doosri line mein main nanga

College mein aata hoon lekin lecture mein nahi aata hoon ... six pack mein aata hoon lekin family pack mein nahi aata hoon ... bus mein aata hoon lekin kisi ke bas mein nahi

Joh main bolta hoon, woh main karta hoon ... aur joh main nahi bolta hoon, woh main WhatsApp karta hoon

Raja ki izzat hai na koi Saundarya sabun ki tikiya nahi hai ... joh tu gis-giske dho-dhoke phek daale