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Yeh kya badi badi aankhan leke tukur tukur dekhri ... teri gardan chicken ke jaise kaatko, chicken biryani mein daalti

Maa ka doodh toh har koi peeta hai ... lekin badi badnaseeb hoti hai woh maatayen joh tujh jaise sapole ko doodh pilati hai

Wahan itni thand hoti hai, itni thand hoti hai ... ki gaye na doodh nahi, seedha ice cream de deti hai

Zindagi race ki tarah hai ... joh ghoda jeetta hai ussi ki izzat hoti hai

Jab janwar ko khoon ka chaat lag jaye aur gareeb ko ameeri ka mazaa mil jaye ... toh phir baat se nahi, haath se hi ilaaj kiya jaata hai

Doodh dhari gaiyaan ki lattiyan aur bin byaahi chokariyan ki battiyan ... toh sehni hi padegi

Aye good night ke machchar ... mere dimaag pe sawaalon ka manjira mat bajaa

Sher ko jungle se pakad kar pinjare mein bandh kar diya hai ... magar sher toh pinjare mein bhi ghaas nahin khata

Behen ke ghar bhai kutta ... aur sasur ke ghar jamai kutta

Jahan chanda hoga wahan chakori hogi ... jahan thali hogi wahan katori hogi ... aur jahan tu hoga wahan main hongi

Abhe bagar pani ke magarmach

Kutta chahe bunglay mein rahe yah gali mein, doodh piye ya naale ka pani ... uski dum seedhi nahi hoti ... kyun ki basically woh kutta hai

Main usko pencil ki tarah cheel daloonga ... uske tukde tukde kar daloonga ... uske tukde kutton ko khilaonga aur kutte billiyon ko khila daloonga

Saanp ke bil mein haath wohi daalta hai ... joh uske zehar ka todh jaanta ho

Zameen par rhengne waala saanp toh insaano ko kabhi kabhi chhod deta hai ... lekin tum aasteen mein palne waale woh saanp ho ... jisne kisiko nahi bhaksha

Kiski nass mein kitna khoon hai ... yeh khooni bhediya achchi tarah jaanta hai

Magarmach ke mooh se shayad gosh ka tukda nikalna aasaan hai ... lekin Baburao jisko apne daanton mein daboch le na ... usse na toh aaj tak koi chhuda paya hai aur na chhuda payega

Insaan duniya ka sabse ghatiya janwar hai

Insaan itna ghatiya janwar hai ... ki waqt padhne par khuda ki zaat se bhi inkaar karde

Janwaro pe bharosa kiya ja sakta hai ... insaano par nahi

Kutta paalo, billi paalo, yahan tak ki saanp paalna ... par galatfahmi mat paalna

Jaise daur badalte hai, mausam badalte hai ... vaise hi har kutte ke din badalte hai

Kutte ko ghee aur chor ko izzat ... kabhi hazam nahi hoti

Ghayal sher aur taqatwar dushman ka shikaar karne mein bahut mazaa aata hai

Agar aapne adam khor sher nahin dekha ... khoon peene wala bhediya nahin dekha ... toh isse dekhiye, isse

Insaani khaal mein khada yeh shaksh ... insaani ghost ko noch noch kar khane waala woh khatarnak cheetah hai ... jisne duniya har jurm chatkare le lekar kiya hai ... hatya, loot, balatkaar

Bechain ho rahe hai woh sheron ke dhahadon se ... gira diye jaoge tum in pahadon se

Aapko kahan kahan nahi dhoonda ... Japan ki jail mein, America ki rail mein, khatte meethe bhel mein, khopre ke tel mein ... samose mein dhoonda, alu mein dhoonda, pyaz mein dhoonda ... magar na mila baap ... mila ghaas mein chupa saanp

Chaar kilo alu kha gaya bhalu ... tu bhi chalu aur main bhi chalu

Humne chidiya ka naksha manga tha, chidiye ke ghosle ka nahi

Bina patte ke is shehar mein sirf keede makaude milte hain ... aadmi nahin

Is desh mein insaaf kachhue ki chaal chalta hai