dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Main toh aapse dur rehna chahta hoon ... magar yeh kambhakt haath uchal uchal ke, uchal uchal ke ... tumse chipak jaata hai

Hasso mat ... aaj se tumhare rone ke din shuru ho gaye hai

Aapne joh samjhaya meri samajh mein kuch nahi aaya ... kyun ki aapki joh samajh hai na meri samajh ki samajh se bahar hai

Kalyug mein chamatkar ko hi namaskar kiya jaata hai

Hum toh yeh samajhkar aapke paas aaye the, ki hum apni samajh ko aapki samajh ke charano mein rakh denge ... aur aap is nasamajh ki bina samajhayi hui samajh ko, apni samajhdari se samajhake sabko yeh samajha denge ki hum samajh gaye ... lekin aap samajhenge nahi ... samajh gaye na?

Leader ke jazbaat ka, Bambai ki barsaat ka aur producer ki baat ka ... kabhi bharosa karna nahi chahiye

Kyun ki mera colour black hai, kaleja black hai aur uske andar ka khoon bhi black hai ... is liye main tujhe blackmail kar raha hoon

Jab tak subah se shaam tak, sattar aadmiyon ko maar kar kha na loon ... dhakaar hi nahi aati

Taaliyan bajane se kaam nahi hoga ... kaam karne se kaam hoga

Jis din yeh khel shuru hoga na ... us din gend tum hoge ... aur chakke main maroonga

Mere aadmi daulat khaate hai, daulat peete hai, daulat jeete hai, daulat soote hai

Lagta hai tum aasman se tapki ho ... upar se neeche aakar zameen par chamki ho ... uparwaale ne kya super kaam kiya hai ... tujhe fursat mein bana diya hai

Pajame ne kaha dhoti se ... bane hum dono ek dhaage se ... farak agar hai hum mein toh sirf itna ... tu khulti peeche se, main aage se

Jab tak chance rahega baki ... main nahi bandwaonga rakhi

Hum Delhi waale mulk ke saath saath ... dil pe bhi hukumat karna jaante hai

Aaj Sunday hai, toh daru peene ka din hai

Tujhe toh main all India star bankar dikhaongi

Mein ek nanha sa, pyara sa, chota sa bachcha hoon

Raat toh gayi, magar baat nahin gayi

Yeh unnees reel ki film hai ... aage aage dekho hota hai kya

Jab chacha Shaadilal par chhod di hai baat ... toh koi na koi rishta zaroor aayega haath

Kitni door pahunch gaye sir!

Aai aai yo aaiyo ... aai aai aai yooo!

Chhodna mat ... pakadke rakh!

Nasik ho yah Bambai ... ladkiyan ladkiyan hoti hai, patane ka tarika aana chahiye ... pyar kiya nahin jaata, karvaya jaata hai

Ek se bhale do, do se bhale chaar ... manzil apni door hai, aur rasta karna hai paar

Budhapa jab jawani ka intezaar karta hai ... toh bahut intezaar karta hai

Tip baad mein dena toh ek rivaaz hai ... pehle dena achchi service ki guarantee hai

Jis din main koi gori titli dekh leta hoon na ... mere khoon mein sehkado kaale kutte ek saath bhaukne lagte hai

Joh baant ke khaate hai ... unki sehat achchi aur umar lambi hoti hai

Ladki hai ya naram naram double roti ... isko dekhte hi mohabbat ke pet mein bhook lag jaati hai

Agar khubsoorat ladki ko na chedo ... toh woh bhi toh uski beizzati hoti hai na