dialogues for Tag: Adult

Tu toh bewakoof haiga ... chutiya toh aadmi shaadi ke baad hi hove hai

Tere toh peshaab se bhi chirag jaale hai poore pardes mein

Main juttha toh kutte ka jaana ... aur sachcha toh teri maa ka khasam ... bhenchod!

Bewakoof aur chutiye mein dhaage bhar ka farak hota haiga bhaiya ... dhaage ke ingay bewakoof aur ungay chutiya ... aur joh dhaaga hainch lo, toh kaun hai bewakoof aur kaun hai chutiya, crore rupiye ka prashan hai bhaiya

Aapke daddy terrorist hai? ... varna aaisa sex bomb aur kaun bana sakta hai

Pyar mein chemistry hoti hai aur sex mein physics

Raat ko halwa khakar karenge jalwa ... aur raat ko phir ice-cream khakar ... I scream then you scream

Katghare mein khada yeh aadmi ek aaisa pati hai ... jiska bas chalta toh shaadi ke din apne patni ko mangalsutra ka dhaaga nahi, Kamasutra ki copy deta ... joh chahta hai ki har subah uski patni Ramayan ka paath nahi, vatsyayan ka paath pade

Jab dhoonde mard biwi ke saath bahar waali ko rakhne ka bahana ... toh reh jaata hai bilkul akela holding a banana

Shaadi actually bilkul chicken masale ki tarah hai ... table pe sajane se pehle chak lo ... toh pata chal jaata hai ki chicken kitna naram hai aur kitna garam

You are wanting the Dundee daddies to giving you the spanking on your the bums

Wife working ... husband jerking

Rehna hai raho, jaana hai jao ... I don't give a crocodile's ass

Tum jeeyo hazaron saal aur saal ke din ho pachaas hazar ... aur raatein ho ek lakh pachaas hazar

Meri toh har raat suhaag raat hoti hai

Men ... jitna chota dil, utna chota dimaag ... utna chota sab kuch

Your first time should be with someone special ... pata hai kyun? ... (kyun) ... kyun ki tum usse kabhi nahi bhula paogi ... aur agar tumhara first time kisi idiot ke saath hoga ... toh zindagi bhar us idiot yaad rakhna padega

Ladke sirf do hi condition mein raat bhar jaagte hai ... ya toh India Pakistan ka final ho ... ya toh phir kisi ladki ke saath ho

Kuch cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaye toh darr laga rehta hai ... khaas kar sex and money ... aur kuch logon ke paas dono hi cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaati hai

Uparwaale ke do creations hai na, mindblowing hai ... sexy girls and very sexy girls

Women can fake orgasm ... why the hell can't they fake silence?

Ladkiyan do kisam ki hoti hai ... high voltage, low voltage

Madam ... I am your only Adam

Suhaagraat mein baraati nahi aate

Yeh jism dekh raha hai, resham hai resham ... is pe fisalna bahut aasaan hai ... chahe woh haath ho yah niyat

Sex aur chocolate dono ek hi type ka maza dete hai ... fark sirf itna hai ... ek mein wrapper nikalna padhta hai aur doosre mein aaj kal chadhana padhta hai

Ek kuari ladki ka alekapan, us shaadi shuda aurat le akelepan se lakh guna behtar hai ... joh woh har pal, har raat apne pati ke bistar mein mehsoos karti hai

Alag alag hai swad iske, strawberry pista aur kele ... dhood hi lena hai toh lele, dhood Lele

Ek thi Rajesh Khanna ki "Haathi Mere Saathi" ... aur ek meri hai haath hi mere saathi

Na mili koi beautiful chick ... toh chalega koi bhi Tom, Harry ya Dick

Madh island ka beach ... beach par bungla ... aur bunglay mein Vimla aur Mangla

Doobara agar mujhe haath lagaya, toh haath kaat ke aaisi jagah ghusa doonga ... ki zindagi bhar khana bhi mooh se padega ... aur nikalna bhi