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Pyar shaadi nahi hoti aur shaadi pyar nahi hota ... pyar mein insaan andha, behra, goonga aur bewakoof banke reh jaata hai ... aur shaadi mein kaan, aankh, dimaag sab kuch khul jaata hai

Har shayara ko shaadi kar leni chahiye ... shohar achcha mile toh zindagi achchi kat jaati hai ... na mile toh shayari achchi ho hi jaati hai

Mobile uska, sim apun ka ... tu beech mein missed call dene waala kaun ... behen uski, byah apun ka ... tu beech mein taang adhane waala kaun

Log kehte hai ki shaadi ke baad zimmedari badh jaati hai ... asli zimmedari toh saali divorce ke baad badhti hai ... yeh koi nahi batata

Shaadi mein sabse important cheez kya hoti hai ... maang bharna ... aur aadmiyon ka toh kaam hi hai aurat ki har maang bharna

Joh bhabhiyon se kare pyar ... woh shaadi se kare hamesha inkaar

Shaadi kitna bhi dukh de ... kehte usse "Shubh Vivah" hi hai

Jahan sau log milke aapki zindagi barbaad karte hai ... woh hai shaadi ... lekin jahan ek crore log milke sare desh ko barbaad karte hai ... woh hai corrupt sarkar

Shaadi ke baad aadmi aadmi nahi rehta hai ... ATM machine ban jaata hai ... farmaish dalo paisa nikalo

Is janam mein bauji toh kya, khud Bajrangbali bhi aa jaye ... toh woh bhi mujhe tumse shaadi karne se nahi rok sakte

Is duniya mein sirf do hi kisam ke log hote hai ... ek jeevit aur doosre vivahit

Choriyon ko jahan bhi proposal ka andesha ho ... unhe do hi jagah nazar aati hai ... courtroom aur washroom ... courtroom se shaadi ho jaati hai aur washroom se azaadi

Dil mein joh jagah hoti hai woh sirf kisi ek ko di jaati hai ... usse aur koi nahi le sakta ... na saath jeeke, na saat phere leke, na saath rehke

Shaadi karega? ... saala jhandu!

Happy married life ke liye chote chote jhoot bolne padte hai

Ek fool hi shaadi ko foolproof banane ki sooch sakta hai

Shaadi se zyada khatarnak hote hai ... shaadi ke side effects

Shaadi byah mein pataka phodke band baja bajake ... kahe poore shehar ko bataya jaata hai ki aaj I am having sex?

Dawai aur shaadi mein badi similarity hoti hai ... dono agar time pe na mile na, bahut mushkil ho jaati hai

Aap ek business machine se shaadi karne ja rahi hai

Main shaadi karoongi toh Kareena waala designer lehenga pehenke karoongi ... varna dulhe ko tata bye-bye kardo

Qaidi ki aazadi ki aarzoo aur raand ki shaadi ki aarzoo ... kabhi na kabhi sar uthayegi hi

Kehte hain maut bin bulaye aa jaati hai ... lekin main maut ke samne roz khada ho jaata hoon ... begani shaadi mein Abdullah deewana bankar

Hamari country mein jab tak black nahi diya toh naya ghar nahi khareed sakte ... dahej nahi diya toh shaadi nahi hoti

Mujhe tumse tumhari cash value ke liye nahi tumhari apni value ke liye shaadi karni hai ... tumhari friendship ki value, tumhari beauty ki value, tumhari hassi ki value

Shaadi nahi hui toh kya hua, suhagraat toh roz manati hoon ... pati nahi mila toh kya hua, crorepati toh roz milte hai

Shaadi ke basic concept mein hi jhol hai

Shaadi is dal chawal for pachaas saal till you die ... arre life mein thoda bahut keema pav, tangdi kabab, hakka noodle bhi hona chahiye nah?

Kehte hai shaadi mein agar pyar banaye rakhna hai toh do cheezein bahut zaroori hoti hai ... pati ki haar aur heeron ka haar

Shaadi saath janamon ka bandhan hota hai ... maine toh apni galatiyon ka quota aadhe janam mein hi poora kar diya ... bas ab baki ke sade-che janam sirf tumhe pyar dena chahta hoon

Aashiq ki tab nahi phatti jab mehbooba ki shaadi ho jaaye ... uski tab phatti hai jab apni hone lage

Na suhaag hai na raat hai, phir bhi suhaagraat ka scene nazar aata hai ... believe it or not, har kutte ka din aata hai