dialogues for Tag: Men

Hormones ko koi farak nahi padta aadmi hai ya aurat hai ... discrimination na tum jaise log karte ho society mein

Aadmi ki zindagi ko swarg aurat banati hai ... aur aadmi ko swargwasi bhi aurat

Duniya mein do tarah ke mard hote hai ... ek joh kabhi mauke par saath nahi dete ... aur ek joh mauka dhoondte rehte hai

Aadmi toh auraton ke hote hai ... mujhe mard chahiye, mard

Ladki jab roti hai na bahut saare reasons hote hai ... par jab ladka rota hai ... reason ladki hi hoti hai

Mard agar kutta hai ... toh uski sooch kutte ki dum hai ... change hi nahi hoti

Alpha males ke beech mein agar ek ambitious woman ko apni jagah banani hai na ... toh thoda bahut alpha woman banna parta hai

Meri mardangi ke bare mein aap gaon ki kisi bhi ladki se pooch sakte ho ... report achchi milegi

Kabhi aadmi leke nikalta hai, kabhi kutte leke ... akele nikla kar ... mard hone ka ehsaas ho jayega

All good guys are either gay or married

Ek aurat ki tarah ... mard ka bhi ek hi gehna hota hai

Apna impression macho-de!

Dilli mein raat ko ghumta hua har aadmi shikaari hota hai

Jab aurat apni izzat bechne par aa jati hai ... toh phir woh kisi bhi aadmi ko khareed sakti hai

Mard khana banaye toh kala hai ... aurat banaye toh uska farz hai

Early to double bed and early to wake up fast ... makes a male mard hatta katta and oversmart

Aurat na, saali jab chudail nikalti hai na ... aadmi ka gobar kar deti hai

History uthake dekh lo, do cheezein hamesha common rahi hai ... mardon ka zamana raha hai ... auraton ne aake aafat ki hai

Har aadmi ke liye ek aurat bani hai, usse bach gaye ... toh life ban jayegi ... varna gaye

Mardo ka toh nature yeh hai ... ki unhe bachche joh hai, woh apne achche lagte hai ... aur biwiyan dosro ki achchi lagti hai

Mard chahe jitne bhi chakkar chala le chalta hai ... lekin jab biwi ka chakkar chalta hai na ... toh hamare joh mard hai woh chakkar khake gir jaate hai

Aadmi hai na woh marne ke baad bhoot banta hai ... lekin aurat joh hai, woh chudeil ki chudeil hi rehti hai

Boyfriend girlfriend se darta hai, girlfriend cockroach se darti hai, cockroach chuhe se darta hai, chuha billi se darta hai, billi kutte se darti hai, aur kutta aadmi se darta hai ... aur aadmi aurat se darta hai ... vaise hi jaise villain hero se darta hai

Ab pata chala yeh aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyun aate hai aur yeh gay bandhe itne successful kyun hote hai ... because they don't have a woman to screw their happiness na

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... true ... but koi yeh nahi batata ki behind every unsuccessful man also there is a woman

Ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya toh problem ... hug kiya toh cheap ho rahe ho, itna bhi achcha nahi lagta

Ladke pappu hote hai ... pappu ko lollipop dikhao, apne aap control mein aa jayega

Heart attack se mard marte hai ... kyun ki hamare pass dil hota hai

Shaadi shuda aadmi test cricketer ki tarah hota hai ... usse lambi innings khelni hai ... toh zara pyar se, aaram se ... T20 ke chakkar mein padoge toh Tik-20 ki naubat aa jayegi

Ek baar mard hang ho gaya toh phir woh female kya ... e-mail ke layak bhi nahi reh jaata

Yeh joh auratein hoti hai na, yeh internet ke virus ki tarah hoti hai ... pehle to mard ki life mein enter hoti hai ... phir uske dil aur dimaag ko scan karke ... uski sari khushiyan, uski sari azaadi, uske sare bank balance apne account mein transfer kar leti hai ... aur badle mein mard ke account mein kya download karti hai ... (kya?) ... tension, tadap, ghutan, bechaini, jhik-jhik, bachche ... aur uske chehre ki smile ko delete karke usse hamesha hamesha ke liye hang karke chali jaati hai

Jahan lad-ka aur lad-ki ho ... wahan lad-na toh hoga hi na