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To understand you ... the elephant wear underwear ... easy

Vadi vadi country ke andar chotiyan chotiyan dressan paake ... te puppiyan, te jhappiyan maarke rijha le apne pati nu

Agar tum meri zindagi mein nahi hoti, toh main kya hota? ... bina jeb ki pant hota, bina sole ka juta hota, bina dil ke shareer hota

Badtameez, chaddar ki kameez, lohe ka pajama, bandar tera mama, arre billi teri mausi, kutta tera yaar, aam ka achaar ... aaja mere yaar!

Pehli baar sunne mein tera har idea bahut achcha lagta hai ... baad mein saala kachcha nikalta hai

Bomb ke phatne se dhamaka nikalta hai, patloon ke phatne se dhaga nikalta hai ... aur air condition kamre mein agar kisi ki phatti hai toh ... paseena nikalta hai

Kapde badalne se insaan badal nahi jata

Kab tab aurat sehti rahegi ... kab tak Sita agnipariksha deti rahegi ... kab tak Draupadi ka vastraharan hota rahega ... ab bas!

Hum tere pairon ke neeche ki zameen itni garam kar denge ... ki tere jooton tak mein chaale padh jayenge

Tere baba ne kya diya mereku ... ek lota, ek thali, ek lungi woh bhi phateli, ek potti woh bhi hateli ... arre tu hamesha samajhti mujh ko kamina, hat ja kidhar hai meri Meena

Isse toh software or underwear ka bhi farak pata nahi

Jab tak phatte cheetre kapdo se gareebi na jhanke ... bhook se bhilagte log dikhai na de ... aur aag mein jhulasta aadmi nazar na aaye ... tab tak Hindustan ke kalakar ko vish award nahi milta

Yeh toh underwear dost nikle

Taang se kapda hatte toh poore tann ki laaj jaave hai

Tum saala ghulam log hamari jooti ke neeche hi rahega

Joote ki talli kitni bhi moti ho ... ghisat zaroor hai

Gore pataloon pehen ke ee khel ka cricket kahat hai ... aur hum langoti baandh ke gilli-danda

Hospital mein chloroform ki jagah agar tere kapde soongah diye ja na ... toh patient coma mein chala jayega

Abhe oye cold drink ke khali botal ke mudhe hue straw ... gissi hui Kolhapuri chappal!

Lucknow da kurta, Pathani salwar ... tab lage mard, varna lage bekaar

Kya bachon ki tarah cricket khel rahe ho? ... khelna hai toh mere kaale kaale lambe baalon se khel ... mere reshmi dupatte ke aanchal se khel ... mere khwabon mein aakar mere khayalon se khel

Mere nazar mein saree ki neeche dikhne waali pairon ki halki si jhalak ... skirt ki neeche dikhne waali poori nangi taango se kai zyada dilkash hai

Umar sari guzari par kisi ne aaise nahi pachhada ... tujhko milke aaisa laga oh jaanam, jaise main hoon ek chaddi aur tu mera nara

Yeh meri Laila hai ... hum inke Majnu hai ... yeh choli hai toh hum inke daaman hai ... yeh phool hai toh hum aangan hai

Kapde Rita ke aur baatein Sita ki

Tere andhar aag bhar degi yeh goli ... phir tu phaad dega uski choli

Hamare samne tumhari wahi aukaad hai ... joh kainchi ke samne kapde ki hoti hai

Kapde jitne chote hote hain ... kaamyabi utni hi badi hoti hai

Ek baar ghulami se peecha chhudaya tha hamare buzurgon ne ... toh kya aaj hum phir ghulam ban jayenge? ... chand aaise gaddar netaon ke haathon mein desh ki bhaag-daur ko saunp denge ... jinki gaadiyan bullet-proof, kapde daag-proof, kaan sound-proof aur aankhen sharam-proof? ... bolo, jawaab do!

Khaaki rang hai yeh ... aur joh log khaak ko audhna aur bichauna bana lete hai ... woh ya toh khud mitt jaate hai ya doosron mitta dete hai

Ab main bina petrol ki gaadi aur bina nashe ki taadi hoon ... ab main woh phateli sari hoon jisko koi hijhra bhi nahin pehne

Duniya mein aadmi ki nahi ... uske kapdon ki, uske dhan ki kadar hoti hai