dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Saj gaye hum lute hue sajinda jaise behte hai ... aur yaar gaye magar hum besharam zinda jaise behte hai

Funda zyada ho gaya na?

Akeli ladki khuli hui tijori ke jaisi hoti hai

Tumhe uthakar museum mein rakhna chahiye ... ticket lagni chahiye tumhe dekhne ke liye

Tum hamesha aaise hi bakwaas karti ho ya aaj koi special occasion hai?

Tu original piece hai

Main apni favorite hoon

Mutra mukti karke aaon?

That's a sexy name and I must say that's a sexy frame

Yeh lo khao ... aur apne bachcho ko bhi khilao ... taki woh hari bhari poty karen

Khada ho jaon yah ... iske liye bhi license chahiye?

Na sunta nahin hai mujhe

Zindagi ek bhel puri ki tarah hai ... jis mein kuch meethi cheezein hoti hai, meri tarah ... aur kuch teekhi cheezein hoti hai, tumhari tarah

Aakha duniya ghum sakta hai boss ... lekin apun ka zabaan ghumega nahi

Abhe tu driver hai ki screwdriver hai?

Jiski laathi uski bhains ... nikaal cash

Duniya ka har bachcha aur lafda ... aurat hi paida karti hai

Kadam sambhal ke chalna toh subah bajegi khushiyon ki shehnai ... varna phir tu, tera takiya, aur teri tanhai

Cigarette aur dost ... dono filter hone chahiye

Duniya aurat chalati hai ... aadmi toh bas chalta hai

Coffee bhi baimaan cheez hai ... woh dekhti hai usse peene waala kaun hai ... us hisaab se banti hai

Imaandari ke paise mein sirf mehnat lagti hai ... rishwat ke paise mein mehnat aur jokhim dono lagte hai

Tu marega nahi ... tu sadega!

Kya udibaba udibaba ... chalti to hai nahi ... udibaba udibaba

Abhe tere jaise ko toh main har shanivar ko ... paanch hari mirchion ke saath apne ghar ke bahar latkata hoon

Che mahine ke baad sab biwiyan bhoot ban jaati hai

Aye silent movie ... thoda sound de na

Is umar mein toh shareer second hand Ambassador ki tarah hota hai ... kabhi carburetor mein kachra, kabhi suspension mein lafda ... toh baar baar servicing ke liye jaana padta hai

Impress karne ke liye pachees lakh ka haar bhi de sakta tha ... lekin bina price tag ke aapko lagega pachees rupaiya ka hai ... aur price tag ke saath de nahi sakta

Dil mein joh hai woh bol dena chahiye ... aaise dabake nahi rakhna chahiye ... acidity ho jaati hai

Injury hai, jaate jaate jayegi

Hing ki baas aur prem ka vaas ... chupaye nahi chupta