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Tumhari baaton mein itna horsepower hai na ... ki aadmi ke dimag kharab ho jaate hai aur godhon ka chalna shuru

Tum itna ooncha kyun bolti ho ... kauve khaye the kya bachpan mein?

Zyada chalaaki karne ki koshish ki na ... toh aaisa gayab kar doonga pahadon mein ki cheelon ko bhi khabar nahi hogi

Cockroach marne ke vaaste Baygon nahin mila toh ... Paragon bhi chalta hai

Kutton ka jhund kitna bhi bada ho ... uske liye ek sher hi kaafi hota hai

Yeh toh mafia ke baap hai ... ek nevla toh doosra saanp hai ... agar dono mil jaaye toh killer shark hai ... lekin dono angootha chaap hai

Agar aap chuhe hai to ye billi hai ... agar aap billi hai to ye kutte hai ... agar aap kutte hai to ye tendua hai ... agar aap tendua hai to ye sher hai ... agar aap sher hai to ye haathi hai ... agar haathi hai to ye dinasaur hai dinasaur

Main modern zamane ka kutta hoon ... wooow wooow wooow

Boyfriend girlfriend se darta hai, girlfriend cockroach se darti hai, cockroach chuhe se darta hai, chuha billi se darta hai, billi kutte se darti hai, aur kutta aadmi se darta hai ... aur aadmi aurat se darta hai ... vaise hi jaise villain hero se darta hai

Jab aadmi ka waqt bura aata hai ... toh chahe woh unth pe hi kyun na behta ho ... phir bhi kutta usse kaat leta hai

Kutton ka koi Sunday nahi hota ... kutte saaton din kutte hi hote hai

Chahe suraj thanda ho jaye ... chahe murgi anda ho jaye ... chahe sarkari karamchari rishwat khake mooh khol de ... chahe bhagwan khud is office mein aake kyun na bol de ... hum Mussaddilal ko zinda nahi manenge

Ladai ladai maaf kar ... kutte ki tatti saaf kar

Hamara desh ek sone ki chidiya hai, jise aap log bech-bechkar, bech-bechkar apne pet mein dharna chahte ho ... phat jayega pet, mooh mein nahi aayegi chidiya ... kyun ki ab woh chidiya baaz ban chuki hai ... joh aapko noch-nochke, noch-nochke kha jayegi

Kutte ke mooh se haddi ... aur tees maar khan ki noton ki gaddi ... dono cheenana bekaar hai

Sher ko raaj karne ke liye bakriyo ko bali banana zaroori hai

Haathi agar chinti ke upar pair rakh de toh chinti marta nahi ... usse masalna parta hai

Akal shakal ke chakkar mein, jurm na ho sangeen ... hum toh mast vanar hai, kabhi na ho gangeen

Kutte ki dumm aur mard ki akal ... kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti

Cheete ki raftaar se, ajgar ki pakad se aur Sultan ke dimaag se koi nahi bach sakta

Sher se hal chalaoge toh kisaan toh marega hi

Kutte ka naam Masakali rakh dene se ... woh kutta kabutar nahi ho jaata

Josh hai toh hausle hai ... chidiya hai toh ghosle hai ... Harsha hai toh Bhogle hai ... Asha hai toh Bhosle hai

Saale rasta bhar photo khichte aa rahen hain ... camel photo cow aoo photo ... gada ullu kauva kabotar ... photo photo photo

Batlaiye kya cheez hoon jisse jahan mehake hai ... lakh sambhalo magar baar baar behake hai ... ishq hai naam uska jisse jahan mehake hai ... tere sandeshe mein joh bulbul ki tarah chehke hai

Suar hamesha group mein shikaar karte hai ... aur sher akele

Hum log ki race mein ghoda bhaagta hi nahi hai ... girata hai

Kalyug mein zindagi badi kaiyan hai ... aur log maha kaminey

Life badi kutti cheez hai ... aur is duniya mein kutton ka bas ek hi jawaab hai

All men are dogs ... but some of us are well trained dogs

Saanp aur paap hamesha chaap chhod jaate hai

Delhi mein billi maarlo, khalo ... paalo nahi ... bahut mehenga padta hai