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Bhaag gaye bhalu, vadiya ho gaya alu ... wahan ka main paalu, aur yahan ka tu paalu

Isko daru na mile toh hangover ho jaata hai

Soovar ko saala goo hi khana chahiye ... jahan usne gulkand pe mooh mara, haazma kharab hona hi hai

Ladki aadmi ko ganne se gudh bana deti hai

'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ki jagah ... 'M' for maa-ki aur 'B' for bhen-ki bolna seekh gaye

Moongphali mein chilke aur laundiya mein nakhre na hote ... toh zindagi kitni aasaan hoti

Laundiya ko ghumana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aata hai ... laundiya ko gol-gappa khilana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aayega ... laundiya ko cinema dikhana ho, jeb mein haath daalo ... kya nikal aata hai? ... (note) ... lekin jab jeb phatti hogi, us mein haath daloge toh kya nikaloge ... ghanta!

Desi ka chota peg ... angrezi full botal ke barabar hai

Keeda makoda ... bin tel ka pakoda!

Is duniya mein sirf do cheezein famous hai ... Bruce Lee ka karate aur Ashok Kumar ke parathe

Peene ke baad insaan dimaag ke badle dil se sochne lagta hai

Tu bottle soongta reh jayega aur meri khatam ho jayegi

Cheenti chadi pahad pe daane ke vaaste ... aur kuwaaron ki manzil mohabbat ke raaste

Roti ke bina insaan chaar hafte jee sakta hai, pani ke bina chaar din aur hawa ke bina shayad chaar minute ... lekin umeed ke bina insaan chaar second bhi nahi jee sakta hai

Mera maatha garam hai, doodh ki tarah ubal jaata hoon ... aaj ubloonga nahi ... phatoonga

Ek baar joh humne tarkaari pakka li ... ungliyan chaat chaatke khaye Bihari ho ya Bengali

Is aashiq ki sachi mohabbat kubool karke tu lele yeh gulaab ... phir tujhe apne haathon se pakaake khilaonga shahi galouti aur tandoor kabab

Vada Pav Mumbai ki shaan hai ... yeh Bhel Puri, Pani Puri, Sev Puri hum logon ki ekta ki pehchaan hai

Joh log burre time mein Vada Pav khate hai ... woh achche time mein bada bhav khate hai

Mumbai mein khaya, Mumbai mein piya, Mumbai mein jaga, Mumbai mein soya ... aur Vada Pav ki burai karke tera dil ek pal bhi na roya

Jab mein ek peg peeta hoon na, main kisi ke baap ki nahi sunta ... jab mein do peg peeta hoon, toh main apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta ... jab main teen peg peeta hoon, tab koi bhi mera nahi sunta

Zindagi ko aaisi party ki tarah jeena chahti hoon ki maut jab aaye na ... toh saath behetkar do drink maarkar, jaan lekar chali jaye

Yahan libaaz ki keemat hai aadmi ki nahi ... mujhe glass bada de sharab kam karde

Maine kausa expect-hich kiya ke mujh jaise pede ko tum jaisi rasmalai milegi

Cool banne ke chakkar mein kulfi jamne waali hai aaj

Yeh chilled nahi child beer hai

If there is love ... toh tees rupaye aur ek cup coffee enough hai happiness ke liye

Jeb mein paise ho na ho ... log coffee peena kabhi nahi chhodenge

Saala jisne daru banaya hai uska putla banana chahiye

Pehle daru peeta tha, maar peet karta tha ... toh Singham tha ... maine isse sab kuch chhudake chewing bana diya

Makhan sirf khaya jaata hai ... lagaya nahi jaata

Hum mein toh lagta hai ki life ek ice cream ... taste karoge toh bhi pighlegi, waste karoge toh bhi pighlegi ... so taste it, don't waste it ... enjoy your life