dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Bade bade dekhe hai ... lekin aapse bada nahi

Climax ke pehle hi meri love story ka end ho gaya hai

Khaadi pehenne se achche achchon ke paap dhul gaye

Jab tak phatte cheetre kapdo se gareebi na jhanke ... bhook se bhilagte log dikhai na de ... aur aag mein jhulasta aadmi nazar na aaye ... tab tak Hindustan ke kalakar ko vish award nahi milta

Doodh dhari gaiyaan ki lattiyan aur bin byaahi chokariyan ki battiyan ... toh sehni hi padegi

Jab zindagi ka hi nasha zyada hota hai ... toh sober hone ke liye aur daaru peena padta hai

Yeh toh 'sh' se shayari ho gayi

Jahan 'kh' se khush hokar jeena chahiye wahan 'kh' se itne khamosh baithe ho ... arre 'kh' se itne khoye khoye ho ... ki pata hi nahi chalta ki aap ghar pe ho

Dil ke chaalon ko koi shayari kahe toh parwah nahi ... takleef toh tab hoti hai jab koi wah wah wah karta hai

Bahut kainchi ki tarah chalti hai teri zubaan ... kainchi se hi kaat doonga

Kissi ke ghar baar baar jaane se izzat kam ho jaati hai

Sar pe kafan wohi bandhta hai, jiski moochein hoti hai

Mooch toh mard ki shaan hai ... jiske chehre pe mooch nahi, woh mard hi nahi hota

Abhe pain balm ... ghamorio ke saste powder!

Clinic all clear dandruff shampoo ki tarah clear clear bata do ... varna itna maarenge ki zindagi bhar badan pe kapdon ki jagah dukh dabao lep lagakar ghoomoge

Abhe oh dukkar Fiat ke cancelled model

Agar woh deadly don hai, toh main bhi deadly daayan hoon

Jaise hi maine uski kanpatti par ye gunpatti rakhi ... uska chehra bina doodh ki chai jaisa kala pad gaya

Ye perfume ki khushboo ki smell kidhar se aa rahi hai?

Marne se pehle mere baal dye kara dena, I want to die young

Agar main mar gaya, main tujhe zinda nahin chhodunga

Aye hawai jahaj pack kar chal ... samaan mein baithke jaana hai fatafat

Thoda thoda karke peena chahiye na? ... aadha tum aadha main, dheere dheere

Adult baat mat kar, idhar maa behen khadi hai

Abhe kum akal ki chai ki patti

Ek baar agar mera dimaag garam ho gaya na ... toh thanda bhi fatafat ho jaata hai

Yeh toh underwear dost nikle

Morning morning mein gents ka paise mangna ... ladies ke liye bahot bura bad luck honda hai

Aye good night ke machchar ... mere dimaag pe sawaalon ka manjira mat bajaa

Anna tum logo ko ganne ki tarah chil chil ke chota kar daalega ... samjha na?

Baahar aag hai aur andar jwalamukhi hai ... jaaye toh kidhar jaaye?

Chalo chalo chalo, jaldi se crore ko pati se alag kardo