dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Isko din mein dikh gaya tara ... kya kheench ke chaata mara

Zamanat ho nahi sakti, shanivar ko itvar ko ... main kisi ko chhod nahi sakta, na dost ko na yaar ko

Agar tumhare ishq ko koi laal jhanda dikhayega ... yakeen karo yeh ghalib unko dhanda dikhayega

Woh aake gire hum pe bijli ke khambe ki tarah ... khuda ki kasam current kha ke mazaa aa gaya

Yun toh bhuj chuka hai tumhare husn ka hookah ... aare ek hum hai joh gudh-gudhaye jaate hai

Samajh samajhke samajh ko samajho ... samajh samajhna bhi ek samajh hai ... samajh samajhke na joh samajhe meri samajh mein woh nasamajh hai ... teri samajh hi samajh nahi hai, samajh parayi ko bhi toh samajho ... samajh parayi ko joh na samajhe ... meri samajh mein woh nasamajh hai

Woh aaye apun ke ghar khuda ki kismat hai ... kabhi apun darwaza bandh kar dete hai, kabhi kholte hai

Itna kamzor ho gaya hoon ki meri parchai ko bhi chakkar aa rahi hai

Yeh duniya badi gol hai ... uske andhar lamba chauda hole hai ... hum dono ka bahut bada role hai

Na pet mein dana hai ... na lote mein pani hai ... na bundle mein beedi hai ... na maachis mein teeli hai

Dukh jab hamari kahani sunta hai toh khud dukh ko dukh hota hai

Jis tarah se inhe undo par unde mil rahe hai ... hamari team ko omelette banakar khana chahiye

Mujhe zyada bolne ki aadat nahi hai ... main joh bolta hoon woh sun aur joh nahi bolta hoon woh dhyaan se sun

Shaadi vivah mein jab bhi jaana hota hai na ... toh hamari memsaab ko toh do din pehle bata dena padta hai ... unko sajne savarne mein itna waqt lag jaata hai ... ki shaadi ke din ki bajai hum pehle bache ke janam din par hi pahunch paate hai

Is duniya mein zinda rehne ke liye ... bhigda hua hona bahut zaroori hai

Galat cheez banaya telephone ... udhar se aadmi soochta kuch hai, bolta kuch hai, karta kuch hai

Bade baap ka bigda hua beta aksar galat raaste par hi chalta hai

Kam kapde pehenna tujhe pasand hai ... aur teri is ada pe marna hum mein pasand hai

Fudak fudak tu chaal chale, naam tera hirni komal ... thumak thumak koole thumke, hum dekh rahe aankhen mal-mal ... daant tere bhutte dane, dil ched rahe hai naina chanchal ... yeh roop tera bhari bharkam, ham pyar kare ki lade dangal

Khetti kisaan ki hogi joh us par kaam karta hai ... zameendar ki nahi joh us par aaram karta hai

Ho jaye tayaar, jaana hai bahaar, waqt hai kam, manzil hai door ... lekin jaana hai zaroor

Biwi ko achcha khana pakana aur achcha gaana toh zaroor aana chahiye

Aaj kal darwaaze ko lock karke rakhne ka bhi zamaana nahin raha

Abhi mood nahin hai

Aaj kal darwaaze pe knock karke aane ka zamaana nahin raha

Abhi toh tamasha hoga ... bahut bada tamasha hoga

Pagalpan bahut khatarnak bimari hoti hai ... jisse ho jaye uske liye bhi aur auron ke liye bhi

Kis bedardi se ujhada hai mera chaman ... ab main kahan bechunga dal sabzi aur mutton

Aadmi jitna ganja hota hai, utna maaldaar hota hai

Meri maa ke haath ka banaya halwa ... ajab hai uska jalwa

Mujhe meri talwar do aur meri dhaal do ... aur iska mooh kala karke isse yahan se nikaal do

Mujhe hisaab kitaab karna bahut achchi tarah se aata hai