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Jaise daane daane par khane waale ka naam likha hota hai ... vaise hi ek goli par tera naam likha hai ... aur woh goli meri bandook mein hai

Gulab jamun se yaad aaya ... Tiwari ji aapke hernia ka operation hone waala tha?

Saala itna pressure, itna pressure ... cooker jaise feel kar raha hoon main ... tarkaari pak rahi hai andar

Ek level ke baad insaan nahi ... daaru bolne lagti hai

Bachpan mein chewing gum khakar baat nahi kar pate the ... aur ab paan khakar baat nahi kar pa rahe hai

Eat lots and lots of akharot, tighten your langot ... and fight with bear hands, no knives no forks

Namak khane se pressure high hove ... aur namak halaali se imaandari aur high hove

Hum chatti ka dhood yaad dila denge ... I will make him remember milk number 6

Na pine hai na apple ... phir bhi pineapple

Tumhare vichaar mein toh kisi purane gaane ka achaar dala hua nazar aata hai

Arre vaah Ramji chori kya banai ... kahin rasgulla aur kahin malai

Bheej bowte hi phal khane ke sapne nahi dekhne chahiye ... kabhi kabhi pedh nahi bhi ughte hai

Daru peena buri baat hai ... peeke bottal ko mauke padh chhod dena ... aur buri baat hai

She is like rajma chawal ... maa ka banaya hua

Jatt risky after balti whiskey

Yeh sab idli, rasam aur rum ka kamaal hai

Aaise mat dekho ... lagta hai marinated murghi ko tandoor dekh raha hai

Girlfriend pehle pehle malai jaisi lagti hai ... phir dheere dheere cholesterol jaisa feel deti hai ... and finally seedhe heart attack

Maar do phek do ... biryani banake khalo

Khaana, daru, paisa ... teeno khushboo ek saath ... this is life

Jab gehun ki zaroorat hoti hai toh ye zameen kisaano ki hoti ... aur jab factory ki zaroorat hoti hai toh ye zameen public purpose ke liye ho jaati hai

Gin aur Coca-Cola peekar Sharafat bola ... roz raat ko humne ek naya dhakan khola

Vodka samaaj ki dushman hai ... aao isse milke khatam kare

Roz subah joh doodh peeya hota hai ... tumhe dekh ke phatke paneer ho jaata hai

Beer hi duniya mein ek aisi cheez hai ... joh din bhar ki thakaan chutki mein mitta deti hai

UP aaye aur sala bhang nahi piya toh kya khaakh UP aaye

Daal mein kaala ho ya garam masala ... kahan chup gaya hai saala?

Oye mere dry fruiton, oye mere kaju, oye mere badam ... oye jhappi de de yaar, oye pappi de de yaar

Aankhen hai toh dekh le, nahi khulega gate ... aur bahut bookha pyasa hai, toh kahin aur jaake kha chocolate

Chori ke aam ka har koi deewana ... joh pakda gaya woh chor hai aur joh bach gaya woh sayana

Jab kismat mein likhe ho hathode ... toh kahan se milenge pakore?

Tum dono haddiyon mein main kabab nahi banna chahti