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Main anaar kha raha hoon toh aap mujhe anaari toh nahin samajh rahe?

Santra kabhi sakht nahi hota ... aur Batla ke dushman ke pass waqt nahi hota

Do do glass daalte hai andhar ghata-ghat ... aur phir pyar ke saagar mein tayrenge phata-phat

Zahid sharab peene de masjid mein baithkar ... ya phir woh jagah dikha de jahan khuda na ho

When the spirit's so white no, something's not right

Jab uparwaale ne teir kismat mein nimboo diya hai ... toh beta, uska nimboo sharbat bana na

Aaj raat tere gham ko rum mein dubaate hai

Aaj phir jalwa, phir party ... sharaab, kabab aur hum aap

Hamara art of living ka class ... matlab daru ka khamba aur teen glass

Agar Priya Mercedes hai toh tu Maruti ... agar Priya Boeing hai toh tu bhail-gadi ... agar Priya Kohinoor ka heera hai toh tu Kohinoor ka basmati chawal ... agar Priya kabil hai toh tu Kabuli chana

Yeh lo khao ... aur apne bachcho ko bhi khilao ... taki woh hari bhari poty karen

Zindagi ek bhel puri ki tarah hai ... jis mein kuch meethi cheezein hoti hai, meri tarah ... aur kuch teekhi cheezein hoti hai, tumhari tarah

Sharaab meri dawa hai aur mera dard bhi hai

Coffee bhi baimaan cheez hai ... woh dekhti hai usse peene waala kaun hai ... us hisaab se banti hai

Abhe tere jaise ko toh main har shanivar ko ... paanch hari mirchion ke saath apne ghar ke bahar latkata hoon

Khana banana duniya ki sabse badi kala hai

Ek chef ka kaam hai doosron ki taste ko bina taste kiye pehchanna

Hing ki baas aur prem ka vaas ... chupaye nahi chupta

Beer sharab ki choti behen hoti hai

Galat baat ko kis tarah lena chahiye ... yeh hamare khandan ke bachchon ko doodh mein pilaya jaata hai

Shakal dekhi hai aaine mein ... amavas ke chand par Maggi noodles latkaye hue hai ... chudail kahinki

Kele aur tragedy kabhi single mein nahi aate

Phukhat ke chaiyan, phukat ke cigarettan, phukat ke samosa khake ... angrezon ke baare mein socho bole toh tum logan kya karre re ... kya samjhe re tum logan mereku ... maa-ki-kirkiri!

Tum logan phukat ke chaiyan, phukat ke cigarettan, phukat ke butte khake ... mereko bambu ghused rahe

Le pakad khambha ... do ghoont mein tujhe dikhne lagegi Menaka aur Rambha

Maine tujhko pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhko peeta ... tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti Bournvita

Kya cheez hai Mumbai, aamchi Mumbai ... woh vada pav ki chutney, woh Mahim ki phirni, woh local train ke dhakke, woh signal pe chakke ... woh traffic, woh kooda, woh kachra, woh auto taxi ka nakhra ... woh machi waali ka jhagda, woh bhel, woh pani-puri, woh ragda ... woh Wadala, woh Chakala, woh Bandra, kahin Sakku bai toh kahin Sandra ... woh aunty ka adda, saala main road pe hich khadda ... yaar jaisa bhi hai ... aamchi Mumbai toh aamchi hai yaar

Dude, you're a man ... tujhe hamesha coffee peene ke mood mein hona chahiye ... it's what we do, it's our tradition, it's what men do

Yahan ki pani puri, poore Mumbai mein world famous hai

Teri zindagi mein latke hue the itne angoor ... aur Roma tu pakad ke lai yeh langoor

Sharaab peene de masjid mein bahetkar ghalib ... yah woh jagah dikha de jahan khuda na ho

Bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte ... jaam doosron se cheenkar hum piya nahi karte ... unko mohabbat hai toh aakar izhaar karen ... peecha hum bhi kisika kiya nahi karte