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Jis tarah mazab-e-islam mein haraam hai suvar khana ... jis tarah hindu dharam mein paap hai gaye khana ... in sabse bada gunaah hai ... mard hokar kisi aurat ke jism ki kamai khana

Is dharti par aisa koi ghoda paida nahi hua ... jiski savari main nahi kar sakta

Ghoda jitna bhi adyal ho ... uspar savari karne ka utna hi mazaa aata hai

Joh shikaar khud chalkar sher ki gaar mein aata hai ... woh achchi tarah janta hai ki sher ke daant kaise todhe jaate hai

Sipahi shaheed ki maut marta hai aur gunda kutte ki maut

Jis saanp ko main sari zindagi apna khoon pilata raha ... us saanp ne aaj mujhko dassa hai

Bakra khud kasai ke ghar ke samne jaakar kathak karne laga ... toh use kaun bacha sakta hai?

Shikaar ke waqt sherni jis zameen par apne khunkhar panje rakhti hai ... us zameen ko bhi uske chalne ka ehsaas nahi hota ... ehsaas tab hota hai jab shikaar kiya hua khoon zameen par bikhar jaata hai

Humse dushmani modh lekar tumne zehareelay bichhoo ka dank apne shareer mein gaadh liya hai ... aur bichhoo ke dank se aadmi marta nahi hai ... zindagi bhar tadapta aur sisakta rehta hai ... tum bhi jab tak jeeoge tadapte aur sisakte hi rahoge

Kutte ki tarah jeene ki aadat padhi hai sabko

Agar tu ghar mein chupa raha toh chuhe ki maut maara jayega ... aur agar bahar nikal aaya toh geedar ki maut ... bol tujhe kaunsi maut chahiye?

Jab dus kamine marte hai toh ek kutta pehda hota hai ... jab sau kutte marte hai toh ek soovar pehda hota hai ... aur jab ek hazaar soovar marte hai toh ek bhadwa pehda hota hai ... aur jab ek lakh bhadwe marte hai tab tujh jaisa ek ganda neta pehda hota hai

Kuch parinde aaise bhi hote hai joh halaat ke pinjre mein qaid toh hote hai magar majboor nahi hote ... unki baazuon mein itni taqat hoti hai ki woh pinjra samet udh jaate hai

Girte hain sher savaar hi maidan-e-jung mein ... woh tiflya kya girega joh ghutno ke bal chale

Sher jab ghayal ho jaata hai ... toh shikari ke liye maut ban jaata hai

Saanp ke bil mein haath dalne waala ... uska zeher bhi uttarna jaanta hai

Hamara yaar toh kanoon ke liye jeeta hai ... vardi ke andar kanooni cheetah hai

Aag petrol ko nahi chhodti ... nevla saanp ko nahi chhodta ... aur jab main paison ka hisaab jodhta hoon toh main apne baap ko nahi chhodta

Hindustani nariyan joh hoti hai chikni machliyon ki tarah hoti hai ... haath se phisal jaati hai

Mohabbat janwar ko bhi insaan bana deti hai ... lekin kuch insaan aaise hote hai jinhe mohabbat bhi insaan nahi bana sakti ... woh zindagi bhar janwar bankar reh jaate hai

Sher ki dumm bankar jeene se achcha hai ... kutte ka mooh bankar jeena

Jis tarah bewafaa mehmoob kabhi ek dil mein nahi reh sakte ... us hi tarah choohe kabhi ek bil mein nahi reh sakte

Kuch saanp itne zehreelay hote hai ... ki agar woh kaat le toh palak jhapakte hi zindagi kat jaati hai ... woh karvat badalne ka mauka tak nahi dete

Gadhaa kitna bhi imported sabun lagaye ... woh ghoda nahi ban jaata

Jab do sher aamne saamne khade hoon ... toh bhediye unke aas paas nahin rehte

Ab tak tera muqabla buzdilon se hua hai ... jab samna is mard se hoga na ... toh teri yeh sher banne ki galatphami door ho jayegi

Ab tak tum is vardi ki ahmiyat ko samajh nahi paye ho ... kyun ki tum ek aaise dimak ho jisne is police station ki deewaron ko itna khokla kar diya hai ... ki koi mamuli sa ladka isse todh sakta hai

Shabash mere cheeteh ... shabash!

Lagata hai tumhari aankhon mein soovar ka baal hai

Bhagwan rehta hai mandir mein, woh uska ghar hai ... panchi rehte hai amber mein, kyun ki woh unka ghar hai ... amir aadmi rehta hai mehalon mein, kyun ki woh uska ghar hai ... toh phir itni badi duniya mein ek gareeb aadmi kahan rahega?

Maidan mein khule sher ka samna karoge ... tumhare mard hone ki galatphami door ho jayegi

Sher ke panjon se hirni chhut sakti hai ... makari ke jaal se makhkhi chhut sakti hai ... magar Zantala ke haathon se ladki nahi chhut sakti