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Jab zindagi ka hi nasha zyada hota hai ... toh sober hone ke liye aur daaru peena padta hai

Kaun kambakht bardaasht karne ko peeta hai ... hum toh peete hai ki yahan par baith sake, tumhe dekh sake, tumhe bardaasht kar sake

Jaise hi maine uski kanpatti par ye gunpatti rakhi ... uska chehra bina doodh ki chai jaisa kala pad gaya

Thoda thoda karke peena chahiye na? ... aadha tum aadha main, dheere dheere

Abhe kum akal ki chai ki patti

Tu hai aag main hoon shola ... aaja meri Coca-Cola

Bhook lagegi toh aam ke pedh ke upar chadkar aamiya kha lenge ... pyaas lagi toh kuaan se pani pee lenge ... neend lagi toh peepal ke pedh ke neeche soo lenge ... aur aapka yaad aaya toh chup-chap akele mein ro lenge

Khichdi ke hai dost char ... dahi, papad, mirchi, aachar

Kutta chahe bunglay mein rahe yah gali mein, doodh piye ya naale ka pani ... uski dum seedhi nahi hoti ... kyun ki basically woh kutta hai

Jab chahe chuna lagaye ragad ke khaye ... ab khud pe baat aayi toh kare hai hai ... arre bhoya pedh babool ka toh aam kahan se khaye

Chulhe se roti nikale ke liye, chimte ko apna mooh jalahe padi

Kyun be sukhe hue chuare ... baasi udad ke papad!

Abhe oye cold drink ke khali botal ke mudhe hue straw ... gissi hui Kolhapuri chappal!

Kabhi akkha, kabhi adha, kabhi pauwa bhi peete hai ... agar phokat ki mil jaye, toh matka bhi peete hai

Hum cake khane ke liye kahin bhi jaa sakte hai

Arre wah laddoo... tere pyar ki tarah meethe aur mere dil ki tarah naram

Yeh hamburger aayega jayega ... magar yeh samosa hamesha rahega

Jab zindagi mein pehli baar koi kisi ko I love you bolta hai na ... kya lagta hai ... aaisa lagta hai ki ek bottle daru aang ke andar ghus gaya ho ... aur daru bhi aaisa jis mein mithaas bhi hai aur nasha bhi

Daal mein thoda sa pani dalo, phir usse garam karo ... phir thoda sa apni khoobsurati ka namak, apni shararat ki mirchi aur apne masoomiyat ki malai dal do ... aur mohabbat ke makhan ka tadka laga do ... aisi daal banegi ki daal toh daal, saath mein main tumhe bhi kha jaaonga

Yeh malum hona chahiye ki mard kab peeta hai, kya peeta hai, kaise peeta hai ... yeh jaankari rakhna Bharatiya naari ka sabse important duty hai

Abhe sadhe huye aam ki gutli ... bagair chai ki ketli ... paan ki potli ... bagair aankh ki putli

Abhe oye sadhe huye unde ke double half-fry ... gumnaam shehar ke jhulte minar ... geele papad ki paidavar ... takle ki taal, kharbhuje ki khaal, bin batti ki dhaal ... maroonga ek kaan ke neeche, awaaz aayegi tere naak ke neeche ... badbudar chailay, phatte huye thayle, mailay guzelay ... teri yeh majhaal ki tu apun ke saath khele

Abhe oye sadhe huye tamatar ki phu-phundi waali chutney ... baasi kadhi ke baas marte huye besan ... zamane ke bighade huye fashion ... jaale huye aloo ki kaalak, keedhe pade huye paalak ... phitkari ki phitkar, auraton ki dhutkar ... dekh kaise khadi karta hoon main teri khaat aur kaise lagata hoon main teri vaat

Sheesha ho ya dil ho aakhir toot jaata hai ... lab tak aate aate haathon se sagar choot jaata hai

Agar tujh mein dum hai saaki toh Qutub Minar ko hilake dikha ... agar dum nahi hai toh mere naal beht, do goont maar ... aur Qutub Minar ko hilta dekh

Dost dost na raha, pyar pyar na raha ... daru ke sivah zindagi mein koi karobar na raha

Jodi toh hoti hai gajar aur mooli ki ... red and white absolutely bright ... log kahenge dekho inka pyar, inka laad ... just like a salad

Dukh mein peeyo daru, sukh mein peeyo soup ... ameer aadmi ki party mein, gareeb aadmi chup

Mai ke doodh aur majboor insaan ke aasunyon mein milavat nahi hovat hai

Meri nazar mein teri haisiyat is paan ke barabar hai ... jisse jab chahun chabakar, tookh sakta hoon

Bata kya lega ... thanda, chai garam ... Bacardi, beer, rum

Kutte ko ghee aur chor ko izzat ... kabhi hazam nahi hoti