dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Madar ... chhod na yaar!

I'm risk free ... main guarantee ke saath aata hoon

99% kahaniyan "I Love You" pe khatam ho jaati hai ... pata hai kyun? ... it's the beginning of the end

Ladka ladki bhaagkar gale milte hai, toh milne de ... slow motion hone de, sunset hone de, gaane bajhte hai toh bajhne de ... main toh kehta hoon ki dono puppy lete hai toh lene de

Pyar picturon mein hi achcha lagta hai ... extra baatein edit kar dete hai

Yeh hota hai chutzpah!

Bomb phatke aur phaadke chala gaya

Woh chahegi jiska banna ... arre wohi banega Rajesh Khanna

Pistol ki goli aur laundiya ki boli jab chalti hai ... toh jaan dono mein hi khatre mein hoti hai

Dhoonde ankhiyan, dhoonde dariya, dhoonde sara gaon ... sabse pehle dekh re moorakh, ka padhe ho tero paon

Sangathan ki shakti hai ... aur akele mein aapki phatti hai

Ek baar joh humne tarkaari pakka li ... ungliyan chaat chaatke khaye Bihari ho ya Bengali

Filmy struggler us message ki tarah hai ... jise saala jitna bhi delete karo utna aur zyada aate hai

Kaun khada hai, kaun adda hai ... aye Manoranjana meri jaan, yeh bhootnath aaj phir tumhare peeche pada hai

Bhoot log bhootiyapanti karne aa rahe hai

Don't have dirty picture in your mind please

I'm a chooza ... pure chooza!

Tum yahan mujhe support karne aayi ho ... ki visphoot karne aayi ho

Ghar ghar ki kahani vulgar ki rani ho gayi hai

Tere mein woh khami hai joh ek amir aadmi bhi khareed nahi sakta ... (kya?) ... gareebi!

Meri beti ki liye mujhe woh patti chahiye joh sympathy nahi ... mujhe sampatti lakar de

Isse kehte hai mast chick ... one piece item in two piece bikini

Main toh apna blood samjha tha ... tu toh blood cancer nikla

Jab mein ek peg peeta hoon na, main kisi ke baap ki nahi sunta ... jab mein do peg peeta hoon, toh main apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta ... jab main teen peg peeta hoon, tab koi bhi mera nahi sunta

God samajhta main aapko ... magar aap toh godzilla nikle

Is shehar mein achcha vakil kanoon jaanta hai ... aur bahut achcha vakil judge ko jaanta hai

Life without you is no fun ... because I've turned into an orphan

Ab yeh slumdog ... millionaire ban gaya!

Abhe mobile tower bulaya tha ... yeh sim card kahan se aa gaya

Jahan kabootar ka naam Masakali ho sakta hai ... zameen pe rehkar ghode ka naam Badal ho sakta hai ... aadmi ka naam Mahela Jayawardene ho sakta hai ... toh inka naam Entertainment kyun nahi ho sakta hai

He is two rupees people

Hum middle class log hai ... upper class aur lower class ke beech mein sandwich bane huye hai