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Neeche waali jab leti hai na ... toh patloon phad ke leti hai

Kapdon se tramp lagta hoon ... lekin tramp ko hi triumph milti hai

Wah Bharatiya naari ... mann mein lajja, tann pe saree

Isse kehte hai mast chick ... one piece item in two piece bikini

Yahan libaaz ki keemat hai aadmi ki nahi ... mujhe glass bada de sharab kam karde

Kundan ke pyjame ka naada itna dheela nahi hai ... joh tere blouse ke do hook pe khul jaaye

Superman ko hoti na agar itni zimmedaari ... chaddi utaarke kab ki phenkh chuka hota apni

France ka fashion aur ladki ka selection ... dono mushkil mein daal deta hai

Gareeb ke paas sirf do hi cheezein hoti hai ... sar par izzat ki pagdi aur pairon mein mehnat ki chappal ... aur jab sar ki pagdi uchalti hai toh pairon ki chappal haath mein aa jaati hai

Kabaadi brand yeh Rajadi, kaminey kache khiladi ... actually andhar se anaadi, udhayen daari aur pehen le saree

Aaj bhi nangi picture dekh ke dhoti gili karoge ... aaj toh poore bheeg lo

Bheje ko pant se nikaal le ghadeda

Logon ke toh kapde istri kiye hue hote hai ... tumhara toh chehra hi istri kiya hua hai

Aye hanger pe tange huye kaale kapde

Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai ... main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai ... main tera langot tu meri neck tie ... main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai

Tu hi Seema ka sacha He-man hai ... tune chaddi bahar nahi pehni toh kya hua ... tu hi uska Superman hai

Buddies you are my chaddies

Agar tum safed saree mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao ... toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi

Pyar agar pant hai toh dosti chaddi hai ... pant agar phat bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai

Duniya ke saare kamyaab chor suit boot hi pehente hai ... joh nahi pehente woh pakde jaate hai

Is underworld mein log ghuste toh pant kameez pehankar hai ... lekin rawangi kafan mein hoti hai

Dil achcha ho ya na ho ... lekin shakal, surat aur kapde achche hone chahiye

Insaan ka jab waqt achcha hota hai tab logon ko uske phatte kapde bhi stylish lagte hai ... jab taste badalta hai tab wohi log uske kapde phadne lagte hai

Jab sharafat ke kapde utarte hai ... tab sabse zyada mazaa sharifon ko hi aata hai

Bachche bhi tumse zyada kapde pehente hai

Agar nahin kaata na, toh aaisi jagah katunga ... tu confuse ho jayega ki pant pehnu yah ghagra

Gujarati ke haath se dandiya ... Tarzan ke badan se jhangiya ... aur Chetan Bhagat ke haath se rupaiya ... koi nahi cheen sakta

Jis aandhi toofan mein logon ke aashiyane udh jaate hai ... us mein hum chaddi aur banyan sukhate hai

Let's rock under your frock

Choti choti chitrayi yaadein, bichhi hui hai lamho ki lawn pe ... nange pair unpar chalte chalte itni door aa gaye hai ... ki ab bhool gaye hai joote kahaan utare the ... edi komal thi jab aaye the, thodi si nazuk hai abhi bhi aur nazuk hi rahegi ... in khatti meethi yaadon ki shararat jab tak inhe gudgudati rahe ... sach bhool gaye hai joote kahan utaare the ... par lagta hai ki ab unki zaroorat nahi

Zindagi aaise ho gayi hai jaise bell-bottom aur khudkhushi jeans ki pant

Kapda hai bahut zyada par kameez bahut tang hai ... badal hai bahut zyada par baraste kitne kam hai