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Yeh roz subah jaldi uthte hai murge ki tarah ... phir aada adhoora khate hai kauve ki tarah ... phir breakfast karte hai bandar ki tarah ... phir office ko daudte hai ghode ki tarah ... phir kaam karte hai gadhe ki tarah ... phir ghar aakar daru peete hai machli ki tarah ... phir mujhpe bhaunkte hai kutte ki tarah ... phir khana khate hai magarmach ki tarah ... aur uske baad taange phaila ke soo jaate hai bhainso ki tarah ... dekho kaise ghoor rahe hai ulle ki tarah

Idea ice-cream ki tarah hoti hai ... zyada socho toh pighal jaati hai

Kabab mein haddi aur jawani mein buddhi ... sahi na hoye

Sasti sharaab aur sasta sex nuksaan hi karta hai guru

Ladne se sirf dushman khatam hota hai ... aur pani pilane se dushmani

Paan banaye ho ki Japan banaye ho ... itna chota

Dil chota na ki jiye ... chota chota li jiye

Main khake tujhe thookta tu gutka ... sadak pe sekon jaise bhuta ... main kadak gulaabi note, tu hai chutta ... main jungle ka raja, tu Appu Raja butka

Barood se lipte yeh shabd phoote bomb jaise ... daru se chadte hai sar par hum rum jaise ... rum se yaad aaya, tere bevde baap ko salaam bol ... jaankari ke liye beta kaam bhaari kaam bol

Poori Delhi mein aisi mithai nahi milegi ... lekin is mithai mein hai na, aapko poori Delhi mil jayegi

Shaadi apne liye kar rahe hai ya in logon ke liye ... haldi, mehndi, chivda, daal ... what the f*ck is happening yaar

Is shaam ka koi nahi hai jawaab ... jab saamne behta ho shabaab ... aur apne haathon se pilaye sharaab

Ladki apne aap mein hi ek paushtik aahar hoti hai ... jise dekhne ke baad kisi tonic ya chyawanprash ki zaroorat nahi padti

Self-respect ke bagair zindagi aur dahi ke bagair parathe ... achhe nahi lagte

Roti ka chakka jab kuchalta hai na ... toh sabse pehle moolya, siddhant, kuchle jaate hai

Hamare ghar mein inquilab zindabad pehle hota hai ... phir nashta hota hai

Butter utna hi lagao jitna kha paao ... aisa na ki butter lagao aur phisal jaao

Hyderabadi sirf biryani ke liye nahi jaane jaate ... qurbani ke liye bhi jaane jaate hai

Jab jung dil aur dimaag ki ho na ... toh hamesha dil ki sunte hai ... kyun ki dimaag kya hota dahi ... aur dil kya hota sahi

Aaj kal ke rishtey is ice cube ki tarah hai ... paani mein gire aur apna wajood kho behte

Tum jaise talented bache hote hai na woh sode mein is bubbles ki tarah hote hai ... ek ke baad ek woh aise hi upar aate hai ... apne aap ... unhe koi nahi rok sakta

(Chai ki daru?) ... Daru, chai ke glass mein

Ek tha raja ek thi rani ... dono mar gaye khatam kahani ... main drink la raha hoon ... tu la thanda pani

Har cheez ki expiry date hoti hai ... insaan ho ya doodh ka dabba ... teri bhi aa gayi

Zindagi ek pighalti hui ice cream ki tartah hai ... taste nahi kiya toh waste ho jayegi

Main tumhe machli doon khane ke liye ... pet toh tumhara bhar jayega ... lekin agar main tumhe machli pakadna sikha doon ... toh zindagi bhar bhook se nahi tarsogi

Maana door se dekha toh moongphali hai ... paas aakar dekh tera Baahubali hai

Life mein main sirf do cheezon ki izzat karta hoon ... ek maa aur doosra khana ... kyun ki ek humein janam deti hai aur doosri humein zinda rakhti hai

Jitna dhokla, thepla te fafda khana hai khao ... par meri zindagi to jao

Bhoot hai toh bhootni hai ... sambhar hai toh chutney hai ... zyada phailoge toh pant phatni hai

Kisi ko apne haath se khana khilane ka mauka milna ... rab ki badi meher hoti hai

Duniya mein do kisam ke log hote hai ... ek jinke saath hum peete hai ... doosre jinki wajah se hum peete hai