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Chinta se chaturai ghate ... dukh se ghate shareer ... jaldi se fresh ho jaiye ... hum banate hai garma garam roti aur meetha meetha kheer

Khana khilaya hua aadmi dhoka de sakta hai ... doodh pilaya hua saanp nahi

Na saboot dhoondta hoon, na gawah dhoondta hoon ... mujrim nazar aa jaye toh chane ki tarah bhoonta hoon

Russia mein, Russian ladki ke saath Russian vodka peene ki baat hi kuch aur hai

Crime aur sharaab jitni purani ho jaye ... utni keemat badhti hai

Sharaab se liver kharab hota hai ... magar dil saaf rehta hai

Yeh haath nahi hatauda hai hatauda ... mooh pe pada na ... daant popcorn ki tarah bahar aa jayenge

Jhoote sex addicts bankar apple ko dosh dena toh sirf ek bahana hai ... kyun ki poori duniya ka national fruit toh ullu banana hai

Kabhi aapko waqt mile toh mere ghar aao na ... main aapko chawal doonga phir daal doonga ... dal maa ke haath ki dal

Coffee ya dinner, jisse bhi bhare tumhara pet ... can we go on a date?

Mujhe do minute mein pet bhar waali koi Maggi nahi ... balki saat janamon ka pyar dene waali chahiye ... mujhe DP nahi BP chahiye, beautiful patni

Tere spaghetti jaise ghane lambe baal ... olives jaisi kaali kaali, actually not so kaali kaali aankhen ... baby corn jaisi nukeeli naak ... cherry tomatoes jaise laal laal gaal ... sliced bell pepper se bane honth ... jalapeno si teekhi zubaan ... chalti phirti pasta dish ho

Sugarfree biscuit jis mein sugar kam hai ... sugar waale biscuit se double mehenga ... slim milk jis mein doodh kam hai ... woh doodh waale milk se zyada mehenga hai ... kam khana zyada khane se expensive ho gaya hai

Brandy sharaab nahi hoti ... brandy toh jeene ka style hoti hai

Jahan chai, wahan rai

Insaan ko insaan hi hona chahiye ... Kohinoor toh basmasti chawal bhi hai

Haath hilaate reh gaya mardon ka mela ... lekin nahi aayi kabhi milan ki bela ... Ragini ne apni jawani ki bhook ko jhela ... lekin uske baap ne nahi khane diya ek bhi kela ... arre kela toh door na mili usse koi kakdi ... na kisi mard ki baahon mein kheli woh pakda pakdi

Gaanv mein oow ... baasi pav ... what to do now!

Jab woh choti thi toh gaud mein behatkar lollypop khati thi ... ab jab gaud mein behatti hai toh meri lolly, pop ho jaati hai

Gaanv mein wow ... maska pav ... meow!

Sharaab pilane wala banda acha hota hai ... lekin zaroorat se zyada sharaab pilane wala?

Zara si chhu chappad ki na ... toh yeh milk chocolate waale thopde ko wrapper ke saath pichka doonga

Meri maa kehti hai khate waqt roti aur maarte waqt bandhe ginna ... bahut buri baat hai

I drink only on two occasions ... when I'm in love and when I'm not

Woh maidaan waadi ke logon ka club hai ... subah se shaam talak udhar kya kya activity chalta hai tumko malum hai? ... subah ko public dabba leke baithta hai ... shaam ko bacha log dabba eyes-spice khelta hai ... cricket ka coaching chalta hai ... couple log ka setting chalta hai ... single log ka fielding chalta hai udhar ... matter ho toh maidaan, mandavli ho toh maidaan ... sangeet kursi ka dhamakedhar aayojan ... fancy dress ka competition ... bhel puri ka lorry ... vada-pav, bhajji-pav ka gaadi ... garba, dandiya, pooja, dooja sab udhar hota hai

Ghar nahi mila toh aasmaan ko chatt, footpath ko bistar bana diya ... kabhi hawa khaya, kabhi gaali khaya ... aur jab mila tab khana khaya

Jowar ke bhutte ko khet mein lehrate dekhne ke liye ... jowar ke ek daane ko pehle apne aapko zameen mein kurbaan karna hota hai

Kaun kambhakt hai joh sharaab peeta hai ... hum toh peete hai ki is bhayanak thand ko bardaash kar sake

Jab main bhurji paratha khata hoon na ... toh joh khushi mehsoos hoti hai, mujhe woh wali feeling aa rahi hai ... you know jaise, dil ka pet bhar gaya ho

Main yahan teen mahine se doodh ke glass aur petticoat ke naade ke sapne dekh raha hoon ... aur laundiya ne tere naam ka Karva Chauth vrat rakha hai

Tune Rambo ka naam suna hai? ... Terminator, Salman Bhai? ... in sabko na ek mixi mein daal, teen char baar ghuma ... aur joh glass bharke milkshake banta hai na ... woh hoon main

Joh chane khate hai na ... woh badaam ke paad nahi maarte