dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Camera mein reel hai, photo mein feel hai ... par main toh good looking hoon hi, toh what's the big deal hai?

Har baar main teri jheel si aankhon mein doob jaata hoon ... lekin is baar nahi, ruk main swimming suit pehen ke aata hoon

Offers of the day ... close-up toothpaste ke saath 25% free ... cornflakes ke saath random sa plastic khilona free ... A,B ke saath C free ... politician ke saath scam free ... municipality ke saath corruption free ... Mumbai ke saath pollution free ... is friend request ke saath fraaandship free

Saale tune toh real life mein film ki kahani likh di

Beer hi duniya mein ek aisi cheez hai ... joh din bhar ki thakaan chutki mein mitta deti hai

Tum itni saaf ho ki tumhe aas paas ki gandagi dikhti hi nahi hai

Yeh hoti hai asli ladki ... chutki mein Bipasha, chutki mein Madhubala

Aisa thappad padega na ... toh yeh sari filminess nikal jayegi

Ladke pappu hote hai ... pappu ko lollipop dikhao, apne aap control mein aa jayega

Tujhpe ladki marne ke bajai ... tujhe dekh ke mar jayegi

Aaiyash nigahon ko multiplex bhi maikhana lagta hai ... lehenge mein lapeto toh Rustam bhi Rukhsana lagta hai

Tu na top model banegi pooch kyun ... (kyun?) ... tera top floor khali hai na

You're like if Rajinikanth, Jackie Chan ke saath shaadi karta ... aur uska joh beta hota na woh James Bond ke saath shaadi karta ... toh uska joh beta hota na tu usse bhi bada player hota

Tijori saaf, kaha suna maaf

Hoshiyaari toh hoshiyaar logon se ki jaati hai

Daal mein kaala ho ya garam masala ... kahan chup gaya hai saala?

Galati se galati ho gayi

Jab hum thak ke so rahe the ... yeh so so ke thak rahe the

Takleef humko ka takleef degi ... hum toh khud takleefon ko takleef de dete hai

Daal ke bataya nahi jaata ... aur bata ke daala nahi jaata

Bina izzat ki bhaigiri ... matlab bina Meena Kumari ke Pakeezah

Teda kaam ab mujhse hoga nahi ... tede ke alava mujhe kuch aata nahi

Kiss na badi kutti cheez hoti hai ... kahin se bhi ghus aati hai

Oye mere dry fruiton, oye mere kaju, oye mere badam ... oye jhappi de de yaar, oye pappi de de yaar

Uske Ramayan shuru hone ke pehle uska Mahabharat kar denge

Mere ghar mein kaun nagina hai kaun kamina hai?

Mujhe tapori ko dekhte hi uski aukaad ka andaza ho jaata hai

Goa meri jaan ... jannat ki shaan

Aye over budget picture ke hero log

Aye single screen ke pitte huye hero log

Tum logon ne toh mujhe diya nahi bhav ... mere dil mein ho gaya ghav ... uske baad mujhe aa gaya tav

Aye silent picture ke dubbing artist