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Yeh vardi mehaz sood ka dagha nahi ... Hindustan ki izzat hai

Tumne toh kamaal kar diya ... dhoti ko phaadkar rumaal kar diya

Aurat ki sabse badi himmat hoti hai kisi gair mard ke aage apne jism se kapde utarna

Kapdon se izzatdar ... karamon se kaatilon ke pehredar ... police station chaloge mere sarkar?

Is dress ki taqdeer toh dekho ... tumhare pehente hi pehle se zyada khoobsurat aur bezkeemti ho gayi hai

Woh dekh-dekh hum mein jeete hai ... hum dekh-dekh unhe peete hai ... yeh meri zaar ka nada nahi hai doston ... mere phatte jooton ke beete hai

No underwear in this world can live without nada and no nada in this world can live without underwear ... because they are inseparable, they love each other, they are incomplete without each other ... that's why they have to live together ... ek saath Dhobi Ghat par dhulne ke liye jaate hai, ek saath sookhte hai aur doobara maile hokar Dhobi Ghat par chale jaate hai ... underwear aur nada se duniya ko ekta ka sabak lena chahiye

Tann pe jitne kapde hai ... ussi ko main apna kafan maanke chalta hoon

Chola badal lene se aadmi ka charitra nahi badal jaata

Is vardi mein bahut garmi hoti hai ... is liye samajhdar officer rishvat ke cheeton se isse thanda karte rehte hai ... varna yeh pehanne waale ko jala deti hai

Dole dole mera bhi dil dole ... isse pehle ki meri joote bole ... tu patli gali hole

Ladkiyan kapdo ki itni deewani hoti hai ki agar unka bas chale ... toh kafan mein bhi chand sitare dhakava le

Chaddi mein kar dena, dhoti mein kar dena ... magar raaste mein kabhi nahi karna

Chola aur kursi badal jaane se aadmi ki janam kundli nahi badalti

Main tumhare jism ko vardi ki jagah zakhmon ka libaaz pehna doonga ... aur phir tum dard se itna tadpoge ke uske baad maut ko bhi chakhoge toh yahi kahoge ke ... maaza nahi aaya

Isne tumhe dekha angle badal badalke ... aur tumne isse maara sandal badal badalke

Balle O balle ... mujrimon ki anjar panjar dhille ... mooh peele te kapde geele

Yeh sirf ek safed sari nahin ... ek vidhwa ka gehna hai

Woh jeb toh maine kabhi silvahi hi nahi ... jis mein daulat ke alava aur bhi kuch rakha jaye

Phatte hue kapde toh sille jaate hai ... lekin gayi hui izzat vapas nahi aati hai

Jab koi dushman dushmani ka chola pehenkar samne aata hai toh pehchana jaata hai ... lekin jab koi dushman apno ka chola pehenkar samne aata hai toh badhe badhe dokha khakar reh jaate hai

Main janta hoon ki tumhare haath bahut lambe hai, bahut upar tak jaate hai ... lekin khaki ke samne khadi ki taqat dikhane ki koshish mat karo ... kyun ki main yeh khaki utarkar khadi pehan sakta hoon ... lekin tumhare neta khadi utarkar khaki nahi pehen sakte

Badalne waali hum cheez nahi ... arre hum mard hai, koi kameez nahi

Phatte huye joote ke chedh se us paar dekhoge na, haqeeqat nazar aayegi ... joota bada duniya choti nazar aayegi ... kismat phatke haath mein aa jayegi

Ladki jab ek baar suhag ka joda pehenle aur uski shaadi na ho ... toh wohi joda uske liye kafan ban jaata hai

Mujh jaise vakil se kabhi mat lena panga ... varna kapde pehne rahoge aur duniya samjhegi nanga

Sharifon ka libaaz pehenne se ... awargi sharafat nahi ban jaati

Betiyan baap ki pagdi mein lipti hoti hai ... pagdi utar jaye toh woh nangi ho jaati hai

Joh janta ko pair ki jooti samajhta hai ... woh ek din zaroor janta ke joote khata hai

Har jooti yeh soochti hai ki woh pagdi ban sakti hai ... magar jooti ki kismat hai ki usse pairon tale raunda jaye ... aur pagdi ka haq hai ki usse sar par rakha jaye

Aurat ko aur saari ko sambhalna bahut mushkil kaam hai

Naye jooton ki tarah shuru mein naye naye afsar bhi kaatte hai