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Mere kutte ko kutta bolega tu!

Har kutte ka din aata hai ... mera bhi aayega

Choti moti machliya pakadne se kya hoga ... chalo koi bada haath maro

Bandar ka gurda hamesha bandar ke andar hota hai

Galati insaan se ek baar hoti hai ... joh same mistake do baar kare ... woh gadha

Jab ladka aande zyada khane lage ... toh iska matlab usse us murgi se pyar ho gaya hai, joh aande deti hai ... ya us ladki se joh aande leti hai

Pati ghoda hota hai, us par lagaam lagana chahiye ... varna woh haath se nikal jaata hai

Sher ke shikaar mein shikaari bhi mar sakta hai

Murghi churai kasai se ... aur khabar phelai dakaar se

Apne badan pe chot lage toh saala janwar bhi rota hai ... insaan woh hai joh doosre ki chot ko mehsoos kar sake

Taqdeer kharab ho toh oonth par baithe baune aadmi ke pair mein bhi kutta kaat le

Yeh shehar jurm ka bhayanak jungle hai ... aur main is jungle ka sher hoon

Aapke ghar mein cockroach aata hai toh aap kya karte hai Rathore Sahab? ... aap usko paalte nahi maarte hai

Jhund mein toh soovar aate hai ... sher akela hi aata hai

Har kadam par ek kutta milega tumhe ... par tum chaho toh woh tumhara nahi, tum uska istamal kar sakti ho

Jiski laathi uski bhains ... nikaal cash

Pakad ke aaisi jagah pe maroonga na ... saale khane ko kutte bhi nahi aayenge

Sarat ghodon pe lagate hai ... kathor sheron pe nahi

Haathi chale bazar ... kutte bhaunke hazar

Ox mane behll ... Ford mane gaadi ... Oxford bole toh behllgaadi

Jab badi machli ko phaasna hai toh pehle choti machli ko phaanso ... badi machli khud-ba-khud chali aayegi

Mujhe junglee billiyan bahut pasand hai

Ameeron ke joh kutte hote hai na, woh kabhi bhaukte nahi hai ... aur jab woh bhaukna shuru karde toh samjho ki unko time khatam ho gaya

Jahan par maut hone waali hoti hai na ... wahan par pehle ullu ka saaya padta hai

Hum sab panchi ek dhaal ke ... dhaage ek rumaal ke ... dimple ek gaal ke

Chaukidar kare chaukidari, wafaadari toh kutta bhi karta hai ... joh kare biwi se bewafai, usse wafaa toh kutta bhi nahi karta hai

Maane ki kasai se dosti karne se murgi nahi bachti ... par kasai apna dost ho toh kam se kam pyar se murgi toh katti hai

Rehna hai raho, jaana hai jao ... I don't give a crocodile's ass

To understand you ... the elephant wear underwear ... easy

Kutta jab gaadi ke peeche bhaagta hai toh ... usko gaadi khareedni hai yah chalani hoti hai?

Jungle mein jaanwar ka shikaar ho toh insaan ko pata bhi nahi chalta ... lekin insaan ka ho toh jaanwaro ko bhi khabar ho jaati hai

Jis raaste par sher ke panje ho ... us par koi chalne ki himmat nahi karta