dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Jab bete ki ghar mein shikayatein aane lage aur gaon mein charcha hone lage ... toh samjho beta jawan ho gaya

Khoobsurat premika ... patni ka roop dharan karte hi kitni badsurat ban jati hai

Der se uthna sehat ke liye buri baat hoti hai

Agar rishwat lete huve pakde jao ... toh rishwat dekar choot jao

Saanp aur imaandar aadmi dono ek saath mil jaye ... toh pehle imaandar aadmi ko maar daalo

Ek door ka chacha hai aur ek mooh boli bhabhi ... door ka chacha mujhse door hi rehta hai ... aur mooh boli bhabhi kabhi mujhe mooh nahi lagati

Mere chehre pe kutte ki naak lagi hui hai ... main apne karazdaar ko soongh ke pakad leta hoon

Hamari aadatein bhi toh harami hai

Rishwat khao aur rishwat khilao

Kauva oonchai par bahetne se kabootar nahi ban jata

Upar waale ne yeh dil patthar ka banaya hai ... isse shock toh lag sakta hai, lekin kabhi stop nahi ho sakta

Naye jooton ki tarah shuru mein naye naye afsar bhi kaatte hai

Ek baap das bachche paida kar sakta hai ... lekin das bachche milkar ek baap nahi bana sakte

Gaon mein hafte mein log bazaar lene aate hai ... yahan bazaar mein hafta lene aate hai

Tum log itna itna sa the talaab mein nange nahate the ... hum pakadkar bahar nikaalte the ... ab toh tum poore James Bond ho gaye ... saand ke saand ho gaye

Main toh aakhi zindagi samajhdari ki baat karte rehta hoon ... magar afsoos ki baat yeh hai ki pehli martaba meri samajhdari ki baat aapki samajhdari ki pitaari mein utari hai ... samajhe ki nahi?

Aatma ek magar naam do, Kishen Kanhaiya ... ab dekhna main kaise bajata hoon inka band bhaiya

Jab kaam ka bhoj badh jaata hai na ... toh dimaag ki wiring mein short circuit ho jaati hai

Hum toh kalakar hai ... hamari kala ki taqdeer mein car likhi hi nahi hai ... yeh kalakar bekaar sadakon par dhukaar ki tarah ghoom raha hai, dhukaar ki tarah

Main toh film bhi dekhkar pasand karti hoon, story sunkar nahi ... ussi tarah main ladka bhi dekhkar pasand ya napasand karoongi

Aapka suputra bahut samajhdar hai ... yeh maana ki teekhi dhaar hai, magar zara dildar hai

Hum saadharan premi nahi ... desh premi hai

Apni zindagi toh aaise chal rahi hai jaise ee desh ko tohri sarkar ... bina engine ke handle, upar se scandal pe scandal

Agar kabhi phir se shaadi karoonga toh aaisi khubsoorat ladki se ... joh hotel mein entry kare toh lage Sridevi, drawing room mein behti ho toh Madhuri Dixit, aur andar ke room mein ho toh Kimi Khaatpar ... matlab Katkar

Kulhaari ko pair pe maaro, ya pair ko kulhaari pe maaro ... har halat mein pair hi katne waala hai

Bade ghar ka damaad banna, jaise topi ko sar se utaar ke pairo mein pehenna

Jab baat apni maut ki aati hai na ... toh aadmi ke dimaag ki sari khidkiyan khul jaati hai

Yaar yeh ladki hai ya tezaab banane ka formula?

Apna toh seedha hisaab hai ... pati toh pati, varna rakhi ready

Is chaku se aaj tak kaddu, tinde aur tamatar katte aaye hain ... lekin aaj, aaj main katunga

Makaan tha kabhi, ab khandar viran lagta hai ... tera thopda Panipat ka maidan lagta hai

Ladki thi jawaan, mamla tha sangeen ... jana tha Japan, pahunch gayi Cheen