dialogues for Tag: Men

Tum jaisi auratein mard ke bagair reh nahi sakti ... oh sorry in your case mardon ke bagair

Ladke ki kaathi ... kaathi pe ghoda ... ghode ki bum mein joh maara hathoda

Aurat ke liye mard woh hota hai joh jaanta hai ki woh mard hai ... woh nahi jisse apni chaddi ke andar ki cheez par vishvas kam ho ... aur usse cheek cheekar duniya ko batana pade ... ki main mard hoon, main mard hoon, main mard hoon

Jab khaki ka rang sahi ho na ... toh chahe usse mard pehne ya aurat ... tum jaise namardon ko chutki mein uski aukaat dikha deti hai

Gold toh gold hota hai ... chhora lave ya chhori

Har successful aadmi ke peeche ek aurat ka haath hota hai ... lekin main yeh kehna chahti hoon ki ... ek kaamyab aurat ke peeche ek kaamyab aadmi ka haath hota hai

Jab jab auraton ki aankhon se aasoon bahe hai ... mardon ka khoon khaula hai

Bata diye hai toh unki mardangi ko chhot lag jayegi ... aaise jahil hai mardangi ko sperm count se naapte hai

Kutte ki pooch aur mard ki mooch mein koi farak nahi hota

(Main tera sar phod doongi) ... Arre phod de chahe gaud mein rakh ... ab toh mundi bhi tumhari hai aur munda bhi tumhara

Har aadmi ka fundamental right hai hugte hue sochna

Shaadi shuda aadmi hamesha office ke liye late kyun ho rahe hote hai ... kyun ki joh time pe uthte hai woh baat karne mein late ho jaate hai ... aur joh samajhdar hai woh uthte hi late hai ... ki saala utho, tayaar ho aur bhaago

Shaadi mein sabse important cheez kya hoti hai ... maang bharna ... aur aadmiyon ka toh kaam hi hai aurat ki har maang bharna

Ek relationship mein pade huye aadmi ka dimaag nichhodke agar aap dekhe ... toh aapko balti bharke ch*tiyapa milega

Aadmi ka dimaag jeevan ka gyan sookne ke liye bana hai ... lekin kuch ch*tiye isse auraton ka ch*tiyapa sookne ke liye istemaal karte hai

Bottle aur aadmi ka rishta pehda hone se lekar marne ke baad tak ka rehta hai ... pehda hone pe kaunsi bottle milti hai ... doodh ki ... uske baad school mein kaunsi bottle milti hai ... water bottle ... phir jawani mein beer bottle ... shaadi ke baad whiskey ki bottle ... aur marne ke baad gangajal ki bottle

Ek mard pita banta hai bache ke pehda hone ke baad ... magar ek aurat tabhi maa banti hai jab bacha uske garb mein aata hai

Yahi toh kiya hai tum jaise mardon ne hum jaisi auraton ke saath ... kabhi kook mein hi maar dala toh kabhi pehda hote hi ... yeh kaisi ajeeb parampara hai tum logon ki ... sab kuch tumhare naam ka ... maang meri sindoor tumhare naam ka, gala mera mangalsutra tumhare naam ka, kalai meri chudiyan tumhare naam ki ... yahan tak ki kook meri, khoon mera, doodh mera aur bacha tumhare naam ka ... sab kuch tumhare naam ka ... phir yeh batao aakhir tumhare paas kya hai mere naam ka?

Aurat pyar ke liye mard ke saath sooti hai aur mard soone ke liye pyar karta hai

Mard joh hai na upar chadte hai ... aur auratein sirf upar dekhti hai

Ladki aadmi ko ganne se gudh bana deti hai

Is duniya ka har ladka bachkana hai, har ladki insecure hai aur hum sab real life mein cheezy hai

Barah aur char ke beech mard chutya jaata hai ... over commit karta hai, senti ho jaata hai, rote dhote kahin bhi mooh maar leta hai ... basically dimag se nahi patloon se soochne lagta hai

Husn ka mazaak na uda ... kahin husn ke haathon tera mazaak na ban jaaye ... manchala hai, khoobsurat hai, magar ladka hai tu ... tujhe ladkon aur mardon mein fark kaun samjhaye

Aadmi na, pant ke pappu ka ghulam hota hai

Aaj kal ke launde sab ek jaise hi hai ... khana kahin, peena kahin aur jeena kahin

Yeh hamesha mard hi kyun milte hain hum mein ... shayar kyun nahi milte?

Aapko pata hai mard zyada gaaliyan kyun dete hai? ... kyun ki woh rote kum hai

Aadmi ke haath se pehle uski neeyat phisalti hai

Mujhe aaise mard bahut pasand hai ... jinke baare mein main yeh nahi samajh paati ... ki woh tezz zyada hai yah good looking

Men are many, but money is money!

Mard hai na ek aurat ke saath bore ho jaata hai ... aurat bore nahi hoti ... aur jab mard bore ho jaata hai toh uske joh hormones hai na usko attack karne lagte hai