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Bekaar aadmi kuch kiya kar ... kapde udherkar siya kar

Bhoot hai toh bhootni hai ... sambhar hai toh chutney hai ... zyada phailoge toh pant phatni hai

Aap mein ek kehto gadbadi hai ... har baat mein aapko bahute hadbadi hai ... bhole hai, raseele hai, chabeele bhi hai ... par langot ke babuji, aap bahute dheele hai

Jitna lamba kurta utni zyada sex drive

Meri uniform meri aadat hai ... jaise ki saans lena, apne desh ki raksha karna

Pholon ka taaron ka sabka kehna hai ... itna sara kapda maine kabhi nahi pehna hai

Sanskar sirf kapde pehenne ya kapde utaarne se nahi bante ... aur yehi ek nanga sach hai

Em pan insaan ne simple hau joye ... VIP toh underwear bhi chhe

Yeh duniya rokde pe chalti hai ... chahe woh undergarment se aaye ya underworld se

Aaya tha Dharam Paris aap sabko hasane ke liye ... lekin aisa nanga kiya ek ladki ne usse ... ab toh kache banyan bhi nahi bache vapas jaane ke liye

Upar waale ne ek din inki life mein aaisa piece bheja ... joh two piece pehne huye tha

Main yahan teen mahine se doodh ke glass aur petticoat ke naade ke sapne dekh raha hoon ... aur laundiya ne tere naam ka Karva Chauth vrat rakha hai

Hamari colony ki toh nikkar waali ladkiyon ne hum mein propose kiya hai ... tumhari wajah se humne mana kar diya sabko

Reebok nahi toh reebokey sahi

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ... itni zor se aata hai ki pant mein hi ho jaata hai

Wahi kahani phir ek baar ... Majnu ne liye kapde phaad ... maar tamasha beech bazar

Jab tum bata sakti ho ki main kya pehnu toh mera batana achanak se ... yeh equality, liberty, individuality, freedom, sovereignty ka issue kaise ban jaata hai

Saari shikayatein ek saath likhva dijiye ... mooch, shirt, tie, pant, underwear, banyan, kuch mat chhodiye ... dhajjiyan udha dijiye ... lekin pyar nahi karta, yeh mat likhvaiye

Insaan ki pehchaan kapdon se nahi ... karam jogi aur gyan jogi hone se hoti hai

Jab hum log sach-much hawai jahaz mein behetke udhenge ... toh inki toh patloon agwaade se geeli aur pichwaade se peeli ho jayegi

Ravi Kumar langot ka bahut pakka hai ... woh bistar par neend ke alava kuch nahi leta

I love phasion, phun aur gun

Naari beech saree hai, ki saree beech naari hai ... naari hai ki saree hai, ki saree hai ki naari hai

Purani jeans ke saath dostana hamara ... par teri yaari mein yaara ... dheela padh gaya friendship da naada

Hamesha saath saath since our teens ... always wear purani jeans

Zindagi mein dost toh kahi aate hai ... lekin purane dost us jeans ki tarah hote hai, jisse pehente hi you become free ... free to be yourself

Shehar ke har bridge par hote hai ATM ... jitne paise chahiye nikaal lo ... aur har sunsaan gali mein hoti hai kapadon ki dukaan ... joh pasand aaye pehen lo

Jaise Superman pehenta cape hai ... jaise King Kong ko kehte ape hai ... vaise yeh great escape hai

Kya house hai, kya blouse hai, kya aapka koi spouse hai?

Main shaadi karoongi toh Kareena waala designer lehenga pehenke karoongi ... varna dulhe ko tata bye-bye kardo

No Hindustani, suit Armani ... ek thappad khani, mooh pe barah baj jaani

Chappad phad ke de sakti hoon ... aur chappal phad ke bhi