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Market ka doodh market mein hi pee lena chahiye ... garma garm

Shaadi is dal chawal for pachaas saal till you die ... arre life mein thoda bahut keema pav, tangdi kabab, hakka noodle bhi hona chahiye nah?

Yaadein mithai ke dibbe ki tarah hoti hai ... ek baar khula toh sirf ek tukda nahi kha paoge

Aaj raqeeb ko pila di hai tune sharaab ... un dekhna usse kaise nikalti hai aag

Burger mein tikki rakhne se woh hamburger nahi ban jaata ... tikki burger hi rehta hai

Love vagehra ka khayali pulav maine taste karke pakakar chod diya hai

Bhenchod eklauti aaisi gaali hai joh hamare desh ke har language mein, har culture mein is tarah gul-mili hai ... jaise whiskey mein soda

Tujhe izzat ki roti khilaonga uski koi guarantee nahi de sakta ... lekin roti ke saath izzat zaroor dilaonga

Do waqt ki roti kamata hoon, panch waqt ki namaaz padhta hoon ... isse zyada meri zaroorat nahi, aur mujhe khareedne ki teri aukaad nahi

Waise toh Amol Palekar ki tarah rehte hai aur do lagate hi Amitabh Bachchan ho jaate hai

Jab tak rum mein nahi hoga dum ... kaise mitega gham

Pehle joh hai pyaz kaante mein aasoon aate the ... ab pyaz khareedne mein

Ras nikaalta hoon jaaneman nichodkar ganna ... tera deedar ho khidki se bas yahi hai tamanna

A for apple, B for be quiet ... nahi toh C for chata

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beer holder

Chocolate se dosti, diabetes ka khatra ... daru se dosti, liver ka khatra ... aur mujhse dosti, dushmani ka khatra

Yeh ladkiyan nahi ... yeh toh vanilla ice cream hai

Pyar mein aadmi cutting chai jaisa hota hai ... na pyaas bhujti hai na mann bharta hai

Sharif khaye daal roti aur kamina seekh boti

Koi kaam aadmi achcha kare toh saale ke liye champagne kholo ... bura toh uski khopdi

Pyar bhaut badi googly hoti hai ... mil jaye toh badam varna saali moongphali bhi nahi hoti hai

Tu apna bachcha hai ... tere maatam pe ek peg extra lagaonga ... lekin saale tujhe maaroonga zaroor

Doodh mein nimbu jisne daala ... paneer uska

Aam aadmi aam hi ki tarah hote hai ... koi unhe choos leta hai toh phir koi unhe kaat deta hai

Peene ki capacity, jeene ki strength, account ka balance aur naam ka khauf ... kabhi bhi kam nahi hona chahiye

Upar waale pe sabko full on bharosa hai ... har ek ke dil mein umeed ka samosa hai

Risky is like whiskey ... uska mazaa wohi janta hai jisne taste kiya hai

Jaise ek roti ki ahmiyat ek bhookha jaanta hai ... zindagi ki ahmiyat ek marne waala jaanta hai ... vaise hi maa ki ahmiyat sirf ek anaath hi jaan sakta hai

Kerala ke karele se Bareilly ki barfi banta ja raha hai tu

Dal pak gayi, tandoor bhi ban gaya ... lekin ab main tumhare tan se door nahi reh sakta

Idli sirf sambar ke saath achchi lagti hai ... cholon ke saath nahi

Chakli, chivda, gud papdi, samose ... mera toh sab ram bharose