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Dharm wohi hai joh matti se janam leta hai ... dharm wohi hai joh tumhari buddhi se janam leta hai ... dharm wohi hai joh tumhare dil, tumhare mann ko sachcha lagta hai ... dharm wohi hai joh tumhari aatma ko sachcha lagta hai

Rab milaye jodi ... ek andha, ek kodi

Bhagwan do hi baar haste hai ... pehli baar tab jab duniya kisiko aabad karna chahe aur bhagwan usse barbad ... aur doosri baar tab jab duniya kisiko barbad karna chahe aur bhagwan usse aabad

Bhagwan ka screenplay bhi ajeeb hai ... kabhi kisi ko muqammal jahaan nahi milta

Falsafi ko bahas ke andar khuda milta nahi ... dor ko suljha raha hoon aur sirah milta nahi

Parda nahi jab koi khuda se ... bandho se parda karna kya

Main bhi wohi karta hoon joh upar waala kehta hai ... woh nahi joh yeh upar waale kehte hai

Hum kisi sarhad ko nahi mante ... hum kisi mulk ko bhi nahi mante ... hum sirf yeh jante hai ki uparwaale ne sirf ek hi zameen banayi hai ... aur us pe sarhaden insaan ne banayi hai

Jeevan mein jab bhi rasta dhundla dikhai de ... toh bhagwan ki ungli thamkar hi insaan ko sahi rasta milta hai

Sharaab peene de masjid mein bahetkar ghalib ... yah woh jagah dikha de jahan khuda na ho

Pani se pyaas nah bhuji toh maikhane ki taraf chal nikla ... soocha shikayat karoon teri khuda se ... par khuda bhi tera aashiq nikla

Jis tarah Musalman ko pyari hai jumme ki namaz ... ussi tarah mujhe pyara hai jumme ko theater Delnaaz

Mere liye Allah ka vardaan aur maata ka farmaan ... sab ek samaan hai

Jahan satya hai wahan dharm hai ... aur jahan dharm hai wahan dhan hai

Joh doosro ki help karte hai ... bhagwan unki help karte hai

Ramchandra keh gaye Natwar se aaisa kalyug aayega ... dance bar mein raas rachega, casino mein lut jayega

Yeh Superman, Batman aur Spiderman ka baap malum hai kaun hai? ... Hanuman

Yeh duniya bati hui hai dharam ke naam par, desh ke naam par, rang ke naam par, jaat ke naam par ... par yeh woh sarhaden hai jise insaan ne kheenchi hui hai ... lekin in sabse upar hai woh jise insaan ne nahi uparwaale ne banaya hai ... pyar

Samaaj, mazhab, sab apni jagah hai ... lekin pyar sabse upar hai

Unko khuda mile jinko hai khuda ki talaash ... mujhko apna hissa mile, bas baat khallas

Sita Ram, Radhe Kishan yeh misaalen hai bhagwan ki ... insaano ki agar deni hai misaal toh dena Shaadi No. 1 ki

Jodiyan banana toh upar waale ka kaam hai ... lekin unhe salamat rakhna neeche waale ka kaam hai

Kisi mahaan aadmi ne kaha hai ... "Jako rakhe saiyan, maar sake na koi"

Har dharam ka ek hi matlab hota hai ... prem aur shanti ke raaste par chalna

Burre insaan ko sazaa dena uparwaale ka kaam hai lekin ... uparwaale se mulaqat karana mera kaam hai

Paisa agar bhagwan nahi hai ... toh bhagwan se kam bhi nahi hai

Upar waale sachche badshah di courier service lagi hai ... jab jisko kuch chahiye hota hai na ... bhej deta hai

Bambai mein ek hi kaam ho riya ... khao vada pav, bhajjiya ... bolo Ganpati Bappa Morya

Yeh khuda ke roop mein insaan hai ... yah insaan ke roop mein khuda

Mann se Raavan joh nikale ... Ram uske mann mein hai

Bhagwan ko malum tha ki aadmi saala kuch kare na kare lekin daru zaroor piyega ... isiliye usne aadmi ko ek dimag, ek thopda, ek dil de diya ... lekin kidney do de diya, ki agar ek kharab ho jaye toh aadmi doosri se apna kaam chalata rahe

Kabhi Santoshi maa ka vrat, toh kabhi Ambe maa ka, kabhi Durga maa ka, toh kabhi padosi ki maa ka ... kabhi solha somwar, toh kabhi Ganesh ka mangalwar