dialogues for Tag:

Knife pe gira apple, apple pe gire knife ... chinta meri aaise kar rahi hai, jaise meri wife

Green hai angoor, kele ka rang peela hai ... kehdo saari duniya se, Ram ki Leela hai

Knife pe gire apple, apple pe gire knife ... saala phone nahi utha raha hai, call kar rahi hai wife

Dimaag apan ka hai jaise kismis ... chota par meetha ... zyada chalayega toh ghis jayega

Dhood ka jaala Burnol bhi phook phook ke lagata hai

Har ladka soft drink ki botal ki tarah hota hai ... dimag ki jagah upar dhakan hota hai

Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooch ... ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooch ... unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza boy se pooch

Woh mili mujhse Heer ki tarah ... taste mein thi woh kheer ki tarah ... aur dil ke paar hui woh teer ki tarah

Aachar ki botal mein kabhi murabba nahi rakhna chahiye

Pyazz ki kheti kar rakhi hai mooh mein

Lagda hai teri ragon mein khoon nahi ... rabri daud di hai rabri

Agar yeh paise fridge mein rakhte hai ... toh dahi kya bank mein jamate hai

Aye biscuit, aur ek baar chapri bola na saale ... chai mein dubo dungi, idhar-hich dhila hoke tapak jayega

Shaurat, naam, kamyabi, paisa, izzat ussi ko milni chahiye jise uski kadar ho ... roti ussi ko milni chahiye jise uski bhook ho

Main marne ke liye nahi peeta ... peene ke liye marta hoon

Vadiya vadiya kha te vadiya vadiya pehen ... load na le ... asar padega sperm pe

Daru badi kutti cheez hoti hai ... dosti mein pilao toh yaar deti hai ... dushmani mein pilao toh maar deti hai

Har khothe jaise dikhne waali cheez khothi nahi hoti ... aur har bhook ka ilaaj roti nahi hoti

A for Apple teh H for Hen ... Pathan is saying ki there and then ... kuch bhi le lena lekin Pathan ke yaar se panga na lena

Khet ka ganna teh romantic picture ka hero Rajesh Khanna ... bulaye nahi jaande

Ghar ke andhar ice cream ko dekhke ... mere mooh mein Niagara Falls aa gaya tha

Sachchi baat hoti hai na woh sharaab se bhi zyada kadvi lagti hai

Tu gori main kala ... dono ka banega garam masala

Yeh Muthiya itne kadak hai ... yeh khane ke nahi, yeh Muthiya maarne ke kaam aayenge

Shaadi byah ke mamle mein ... aate mein namak jitna jhoot chalta hai

Saath mein picture dekhi, samose khaye, haath pakda ... uske baad kiss ka hi number aata hai na?

Kamina mere haath aa jaata na ... keema bana deti uska

Mithai ki dukaan mein mirchi hai ... aai shapat kai tari gochi hai

Shakahari ke pet mein machchi ... aai shapat kai tari hai gochi

Sambhar ka pata nahi ... lekin aapko yeh rasam follow hi karni padegi

Zara soongh ke batao Mantriji nashta mein ka khaye hai

Khana khao, taqat aayega ... bahar jaake beizzati mat karana