dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Jisse dekho sharif aadmi dhoondta hai ... kyun ki ek sharif aadmi ki wajah se dus badmaashon ka ghar chalta hai

Tumhare jism mein main itne chhed kar doonga ... ki marne ke baad bhi saale basuri ki tarah bajhte rahoge

Dole dole mera bhi dil dole ... isse pehle ki meri joote bole ... tu patli gali hole

Ek baar teri file open ho gayi na ... toh sab kuch close ho jayega

Revolver se zyada khatarnak cheez agar koi hai ... toh woh hai tumhari aankhen

Kichad toh kisi bhi sabun se dhul sakta hai ... lekin tumhare dimaag mein joh amiri ka kichad bhara hai na ... woh kisi sabun se nahi dhul sakta

Aajkal logon ko aisa accountant chahiye ... joh hisaab barabar bhi rakhe aur zaroorat aane par hisaab barabar bhi kar sake

Chaddi mein kar dena, dhoti mein kar dena ... magar raaste mein kabhi nahi karna

Train mein safar kiya, plane mein safar kiya, caron mein safar kiya ... magar kisi bhi safar ka itna mazaa nahi aaya jitna in baahon ke safar mein aa raha hai

Chote mote gunaah karoge toh aaise hi kanoon se darte rahoge ... bade gunaah karoge toh bade bade logon ke saath naam judh jayega, TV par interview honge aur badi badi magazino ke cover page par aaoge ... press tumhe hero bana degi

Akhbaar khabaron se nahi ... balki masaledaar khabron se chalta hai

Har aurat ko bhabi aur har ladki ko behen kahunga ... sivah tumhare

Joh bhi pyar se mila hum us hi ke ho liye ... jahan par khatiya mili hum wahin pe soo liye

Itna zoor se laafa marke mooh laal kar doonga ... ki zindagi bhar yeh paan khane ki zaroorat nahi padegi

Kar bhala toh ho bhala

Samajhta nahi hai yaar

Main hoon Nandu sabka bandhu

Bakra khud kasai ke ghar ke samne jaakar kathak karne laga ... toh use kaun bacha sakta hai?

Yeh toh aapne lakh rupaiye ki baat kahi haan

Chaand se maathe par chaandi jaise pasina kyun?

Raat ki samasya ... insaan ko raat ko hi suljhani chahiye

Yeh kanoon ke woh baap hai joh apni duty ko apni gaud mein jhula jhulakar, usse pyari pyari lori sunakar sula dete hai ... aur aapke noton ka pankha banakar usse thandi thandi hawa dete hai

Vidyarthi woh hote hai joh vidya ka arth nikaalte hai ... magar aap log toh vidya ki arthi nikaal rahe hai

Kathin pariksha mein pass ho jaana meri buri aadat hai

Arre kaka main toh kaka ban gaya

Jab hum aapse kuch poochna chahe toh aap hum mein rokti hai ... aur jab chup ho jaye toh tokti hai

Roop rang mein gori ho chahe kaali ho ... khushnaseeb woh jija hai jiski saali ho

Aapki kalai ka naap le raha tha ... hathkadi ka order dene ke liye

Mere do do baap ... mere do do baap!

Woh mooch hi kya jisse phera na jaye ... aur woh husn hi kya jisse cheda na jaye

Court ka ghar mein deri hai ... magar Bandra aur Andheri nahi

Woh copy hi kya jiska koi cover na ho ... aur woh ladki hi kya jiska koi lover na ho