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Woh toh Hitler ki amma nikli

Main apni maa jaisa banna chahta hoon

Next monsoon your bahbhi will mom soon

Aadmi ki fitrat hi aaisi hai ... chhot lagti hai na toh aadmi maa maa hi chilata hai sabse pehle

Har maa baap yeh chahte hai ki unka beta Bhagat Singh jaisa ho ... par koi yeh nahi chahta ki Bhagat Singh unke ghar mein pehda ho

Aaisa kabhi nahi hoga ki tum do lakh kama rahe ho ... aur woh maa baap ke pressure mein pachaas hazar waale se shaadi karle

Tum meri maa ko manipulative bolo ... koi tension nahi ... maine tumhari maa ko zara sa touchy ka bol diya ... itni touch ho jaati hai ki, by god hafton tak touch karne ko na mile

Woh tumhare maa baap ke baare mein kuch bhi bol le ... koi tension nahi ... tum unke maa baap ke baare mein zara si ek line bol do ... toh 3rd aur 4th world war dono ek saath ho jayenge

Ek mard pita banta hai bache ke pehda hone ke baad ... magar ek aurat tabhi maa banti hai jab bacha uske garb mein aata hai

Teri amma ne jiske baare mein nahi bataya main tera woh baap hoon

Putra agar pita ki paghdi pehan le toh usmein pita ki buddhi toh nahi aa jaati ... chandan ke vrush ko bhi sugandh dene ke liye ek umar ki avashakta hoti hai

Baby ki zimmedari uthana toh door ... main toh baby ko hi nahi utha pa raha tha

Main dikhti hoon maa jaisi sab kehte hai ... sab kehte hai, sach kehte hai ... par main hoon apne papa ki beti

Ek ladki joh chhat se apne papa ko dhakel de, usse ka kehte hai batao? ... push-paa!

Tabse gun chala raha hoon ... jabse tu apne maa ke andhar nahi, apne baap ke andhar tha

Main apne papa ka eklauta mistake hoon

Aap jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye ... toh mere bachche ka baap ban jaye

Maa jab jhoot bole na ... nahi achchi lagti

Baap ka dil har waqt kadak nahi ... aksar majboor hota hai

Baap baap hota hai ... maa maa hoti hai ... lekin zaroorat padne par dost maa, baap, bhai, behen, sab kuch ban sakta hai

Sorry toh maine apne baap tak ko nahi bola jab meri galati thi ... ab toh na meri galati hai ... aur na aap mere baap ho

Insaan hona meri kamzori nahi meri taqat hai ... kyun ki mere paas hai har baap ka aashirwad aur har bache ka pyar

Jaise ek roti ki ahmiyat ek bhookha jaanta hai ... zindagi ki ahmiyat ek marne waala jaanta hai ... vaise hi maa ki ahmiyat sirf ek anaath hi jaan sakta hai

Har goli ke saath sirf beta nahi ... ek maa bhi mar jaati hai

Pachaas pachaas kos door jab raat ko gaon mein baap jagta hai ... toh beta bolta hai ki - "dad soo ja varna mere jaisa ek aur aa jayega"

Maa ne kaha tha beta kabhi kisi ka dil nahi todna ... toh humne dil ko chhodke baki sab toda

Bag uthakar padne gaya toh master ne kaha school chhod de ... bat ball uthakar mohalle mein gaya toh bachchon ne kaha khelna chhod de ... scooter uthakar ghar se bahar gaya toh padosi ne kaha Malad tak chhod de ... aur aaj papa ne kaha ghar hi chhod de

Yeh mera baap hai ... aur main iska paap hoon

Jab mere baap ki hatti hai na ... meri bahut phatti hai

Beta tumse nah ho payega

Maa ki jhooti kasam nahi khaate hai ... jhootiya saala

Maa baap ka jaldi marna kabhi hadsa nahi lagta, kabhi maut nahi lagti ... sirf dokha lagta hai