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Subah ki pehli local se leke raat ki aakhri botal tak ... har aadmi ki zubaan par sirf ek hi naam hona chahiye

Petrol ka bhav ho assi, nabbe ya poore sau ... lakhon gadiyan road pe aaye bajhte hi nau

Meri biwi BMW nikli ... "Bewafaa Meri Wife"

Udh ke aati hoon banke vimaan ... ready rakhna love ka samaan ... milke rahoongi chahe baa lele jaan

Yeh car nahi, bekaar hai ... dhikaar hai

Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai ... main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai ... main tera langot tu meri neck tie ... main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai

Bomb woh thi blast main ho gaya ... bina ruke kisi station par yeh slow train bhi fast ho gaya

Jahan na pahunche rail gaadi wahan pahunche bail gaadi ... jahan na pahunche bail gaadi wahan pahunche Marwadi

Mechanic doctor hota hai ... gaddion da doctor

Pati patni ka joh rishta hai woh rath ke do paiyon ki tarah hota hai ... ek bhi paiya toot gaya toh rath ka chalna mushkil ho jaata hai

Sardarni ladki ko joh teen quality chahiye na ... woh teeno mujhe mein hai ... jatt, jameen te jeepsy

Yeh dil hai na ... tractor ki engine ki tarah dhadakhta hai

Gaadiya videshi look mein achchi lagti hai ... aur foreigners hamesha Indian sanskar mein achche lagte hai

Bus ho ya train, ek miss ho jaye toh doosri aa jaati hai ... but not life ... so please don't risk it

Awara kutta Mercedes ke peeche bhaag toh sakta hai ... lekin usse chala nahin sakta

Badtameez, malik ke hote hue ... ek driver gadi chalayega

Ghadi ho toh Rado, gaadi ho toh Prado ... serial ho toh "Na aana is desh mein Lado"

Mohabbat ho ya motorcycle ... dono mein break bahut zaroori cheez hoti hai

Phone pe mat karo aankhen char ... concentration se chalao apni car

Tere paas bungla hai, gaadi hai, bank balance hai, sab kuch hai ... lekin mere paas maal hai

Upar waale ne bhi kya item banayela hai ... truck ki body pe cycle ki ghanti lagayela hai

Caren hai bahut zyada par tel bahut kam hai ... issi liye Iraq pe giraye gaye itne bomb hai

Gaadi chahe kitni bhi tezz ho ... usse rokne ke liye ek keel kafi hai

Bade bade sheharon ki choti choti buses mein aaisa hota rehta hai

Ladkiyan buses ki tarah hoti hai, ek jaati hai toh doosri aati hai ... lekin in saare buses mein sirf ek aaisi bus hoti hai joh tumhe apne ghar pahunchati hai ... aur woh bus miss nahi karna chahiye

Saala brain mein train ghoom rahi hai

Arre agar koi ghar chala sakta hai toh ... gadi mein bhi reh sakta hai

Dulha scooter pe aayega!

Kitni baar kaha hai car saaf karte waqt ... bekaar logon se baatein mat kiya kar

Bhagwan ko milne ke liye log mandiron mein jaate hai, apne bag mein uski tasveer rakhte hai, gadi mein photo tangte hai ... lekin apne dil mein usko koi nahi rakhta hai

Tempo ... Dhondu nikaal!

Race car nahin ... chalane waala jeet-ta hai