dialogues for Tag: money

Todh dunga har tarazu, tu mujhe kya tolega ... tere kaale noton ki raid lag gayi, ab yeh sikka mera bolega

Rap game tere bas ka nahi, tu dhone aaja meri gaadi ... daan mein lele paisa, jaa tu aish karle bikhaari

Paisa itna ki ginte rahiye, ginte rahiye, ginte rahiye ... aur kanjoos itne ki maante rahiye, maante rahiye, maante rahiye

Main paiso ka nahi sirf pyar ka bhookha hoon ... aur mujhe pyar sirf paiso se hai

Ghee chhe toh ghapa-ghap chhe

Money making one man smile ... good doing many women smile

Chillar ke liye haath phailana padta hai ... noton ke liye haath uthana padta hai

Duniya mein sab kehte hai ki paise ke bina chain se jee nahi sakte ... lekin yeh koi nahi kehta ki bina paise ke chain se mar bhi nahi sakte

Mere do hi rule hai ... rule no. 1, mera paisa kabhi khona nahi ... aur rule no. 2, rule no. 1 kabhi bhoolna nahi

Note ka malik ban'ne ke liye usse kamana padta hai

Paisa uska joh dhanda jaanta ho ... aur main hoon dhando no gando chokro

Paisa kam ho toh pet nahi bharta ... aur zyada ho toh saala dil nahi bharta

Kala aadmi ko bahut kuch deti hai ... lekin TDS bhi poora kaat leti hai

Kafan mein jeb nahi hoti, kabar mein safe nahi hoti aur maut ke farishtey rishwat nahi lete

Yeh joh aap gareebon ka paisa khaate hai ... usse nikaalte kahan hai

Aadmi paisa kyun kamata hai ... car ke liye ... pet ke liye ... carpet ke liye ... aur kis liye

Hum Gujarati patthar pe pair maare na ... toh Porbandar se pound are Dakor se dollar nikaal sakte hai

Uska bank balance itna hai ki bank bhi balance nahi kar paata hai

Iski madad karna toh aisa hai ... ke apne pairon pe axe, black money pe tax aur interval mein hi climax

Laxmi ji ki kripa se paisa toh itna hai ki Dhanteras pe aap hi ki dukaan khareed ke aap hi ko gift karde

Middle class baap se provident fund ke paise maangna ... unki kidney maangne barabar hai

Pehle kaam ... phir daam

Tere pyar mein lut gaye hum beech bazar mein ... nakad mohabbat khareed ke, dil rakh diya udhaar pe

Do tarah ke log hote hai ... ek woh joh pehle kamate hai, baad mein party karte hai ... aur doosre woh joh party karne ke baad, bill chukane ke liye gadhe jaisi mehnat karte hai

Sikka hila toh fail!

Sikka hila toh pass!

Sugarfree biscuit jis mein sugar kam hai ... sugar waale biscuit se double mehenga ... slim milk jis mein doodh kam hai ... woh doodh waale milk se zyada mehenga hai ... kam khana zyada khane se expensive ho gaya hai

Baba matlab note jhapat ... dikha jannat ka shortcut

Desh do hi log chalate hai ... mahatma aur Gandhi ... mahatma woh jinke gunahon ka koi saboot na ho

Yeh duniya rokde pe chalti hai ... chahe woh undergarment se aaye ya underworld se

Kafan mein pocket nahi hota aur upar account transfer nahi hota

Kamata hoon Dirham mein lekin kharachta hoon rupai mein ... khata hoon inki lekin sunta hoon sirf Modi ji ki