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Mardon ka asli rang shaadi ke baad pata chalta hai ... shaadi se pehle train ho, bus ho, bheedh ho har jagah gale padh jaate hai ... aur shaadi ke baad gale lagate hue bhi sharm aati hai

Zindagi mein khush rehne ke liye sirf teen cheezon ki zaroorat hoti hai ... achcha khana, achchi gaadiyan aur achchi ladkiyan

Abhe oh dukkar Fiat ke cancelled model

Aye hawai jahaj pack kar chal ... samaan mein baithke jaana hai fatafat

Bahut hi jald is sadak par joh sabse bada bangla hoga woh Raj Malhotra ka hoga ... jis building mein tumhara office hai, uske top floor ke upar joh sabsa bada office hoga woh Raj Malhotra ka hoga ... aur joh signal par sabse badi gaadi rukegi woh Raj Malhotra ki hogi ... aur tum toh achchi tarah se jaante ho ki Raj Malhotra main hoon

Miss sweety, my honey ... tum aircondition taxi ho ... sexy sexy ho

Mumbai shehar dikhave ka shehar hai ... yahan jiske paas gaahi ho, uski gaadi fatafat chalti hai

Is naari ki aaisi tarkari banata hoon ... ke sarkari gaadi mujhe izzat se lene aaye

Gaadi mein aur biwi mein kya farak hai yaar ... chalte chalte gaadi bighad jaati hai, behte behte biwi bighad jaati hai

Mera pyar hi mera ghar hai, meri chahat hi meri car hai aur meri pavitrata hi mera bank balance hai

Jaise purana cricketer commentator banta hai na ... waise purani gadi museum mein jati hai

Chal lekar apni naav chale, chandan chandani ke gaon chale ... indradhanush ki behti dhara, uske paar teesra kinara ... is safar mein aur koi nahi, yeh safar hai bas mera tumhara ... ab kis dastak ka hai intezar, jab tumhe pukarta ho pyar aur samne ho sapnon ka sansar ... chal lekar sapnon ki naav chale, chandan chandani ke gaon chale

Oh tu rail gaddi vich paida hui thi? ... jab dekho Rajdhani Express ki tarah bhaagti hui nazar aati hai

Jis tarah train ke aane par station kaapne lagta hain na ... ussi tarah mere khauf ka bhukaar, tum sab ko kaapne par majboor kar dega

Yeh duniya jhoot ke paiyon par chalne waali woh gaadi hai ... jis mein petrol ki jagah gareebon ke armaan jalte hai

Mercedes chalane waale cycle chala rahe hai ... kis kis bahane dekho tumko mana rahe hai

Ek baar ghulami se peecha chhudaya tha hamare buzurgon ne ... toh kya aaj hum phir ghulam ban jayenge? ... chand aaise gaddar netaon ke haathon mein desh ki bhaag-daur ko saunp denge ... jinki gaadiyan bullet-proof, kapde daag-proof, kaan sound-proof aur aankhen sharam-proof? ... bolo, jawaab do!

Chori chupe pyar ya toh ghar ke pichwade mein hota hai ya gaadi ke pichwade mein hota hai

Ab main bina petrol ki gaadi aur bina nashe ki taadi hoon ... ab main woh phateli sari hoon jisko koi hijhra bhi nahin pehne

Life mein teen cheezon ke peeche khabi nahi bhagna chahiye ... bus, train aur chokri ... ek gayi doosri aati hai

Yeh duniya ek bus stop hai aur ladki ek bus ... peeche bhaago toh saala chute jaati hai ... wahin khade raho samne se doosri aati hai

Aap ki aankhen meri taxi ki headlight ki tarah hai memsaab

Bambai mein bus ki aur chokariya ki intezar nahi karni chahiye ... pati nahi kab aa jaye ... aaye aaye nahi aaye

Tum gaye kya jag hua andha kuaan ... rail chhuti reh gaya keval dhuaan

Jab pata na ho ki kahan hai engine ... na khareedo aaisi gaadi pyare Indian ... issi liye kehta hoon "Be Indian, Buy Indian"

Yahan par garmi bahut zyada hai ... main apni AC BC DC car mein jaakar beheta hoon

Bungle mein rahenge ... gadi mein ghumenge ... noton pe sooenge

Train mein safar kiya, plane mein safar kiya, caron mein safar kiya ... magar kisi bhi safar ka itna mazaa nahi aaya jitna in baahon ke safar mein aa raha hai

Aaj pehli baar koi ladki ... hamari car ke front seat pe behti hai

Jab zindagi ki gaadi ishq ke platform par jaakar atak jaye ... toh uss gaadi mein thoda sa shaadi ka petrol dal dena chahiye ... toh gaadi aage badh jati hai

Bambai mein kaam kam hota hai hartaalein zyada hoti hai ... kabhi taxi waalon ki hartaal, kabhi bus waalon ki hartaal, kabhi mill waalon ki hartaal ... aur kabhi hartaal ka kaaran na milne par hartaal ko practice karne ki hartaal

Daud zindagi ka ho yah motor car ka ... maine kabhi haarna nahi seekha