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Main paisa ghode par nahi ... jockey par lagata hoon

Saanp ke phan se pichwada mat khujao ... zeher phail gaya toh septic ho jayega

Is shehar ke shahenshah log mahalo mein rehte hai ... par is jungle ko chalane ke liye joh sher chahiye woh sadako par hi pehda hote hai

Mard agar kutta hai ... toh uski sooch kutte ki dum hai ... change hi nahi hoti

Isko dekh ke pata chalta hai ki kuch janwar apne hi bachchon ko kyun kha jaate hai

Kutta, kutta hi rehta hai chahe kitna hi wafaadar ho jaaye ... malik nahi banta

Duniya ka sabse khatarnak janwar insaan hi hota hai

Sher din mein athra ghante soota hai ... lekin jab jaagta hai tab sabko sula deta hai

Purane khandar ki giri hui deewar pe tangi hui badsurat tasveer ke peeche chupi hui gadni chipkali ki phad-phadati pooch pe lehrati hui cheenti

Yeh haath hai ki hathoda ... keedon ki basti mein kaunsa aa gaya makauda

Tu chuha mota hai ... par tera khali lota hai

Morni bina mor kis kaam ka ... yeh sindoor hai Ram naam ka

Bholi Punjaban chidiya nahi cheel hai ... coffin mein aakhri keel hai

Kabhi aadmi leke nikalta hai, kabhi kutte leke ... akele nikla kar ... mard hone ka ehsaas ho jayega

Tu don ki nahi ... donkey ki ladki hai

Na suhaag hai na raat hai, phir bhi suhaagraat ka scene nazar aata hai ... believe it or not, har kutte ka din aata hai

Maine bhari mehfil mein sher maara ... toh sherni vidhva ho gayi

Mari hui murgi ka bhav aaj kal zyada hai

A for Apple teh H for Hen ... Pathan is saying ki there and then ... kuch bhi le lena lekin Pathan ke yaar se panga na lena

Apne ghar mein kutta bhi sher hota hai ... lekin sher har jagah sher hota hai

Pathan aur Sardar ki jodi ... baki sab lil lil ghodi

Awara kutta Mercedes ke peeche bhaag toh sakta hai ... lekin usse chala nahin sakta

Jab tak machli khud ba khud kaante ki nazdeek na aaye ... kaanta machli toh kya, ek machchar bhi nahi maar sakta

Langoors have my angoors

Sirf oye oye karne se koi chela guru nahi ho jaata ... aur sirf bhaukne se koi kutta kamina nahi ho jaata

Yahan kabootar bhi ek pankh se udhta hai ... aur doosre se apna izzat bachata hai

Khemgadh ka cheetah hoon ... shikaar par hi jeeta hoon

Brother-in-law will die Tommy's death

Tu murghi hai mere ghar ki ... aur main hoon tera murgha, woh bhi tharki

Shikaar ki khoj mein ... sher bedh bakriyo ki fauj hi dhoondta hai

Dhaal se chuka bandar aur baat se chuka aadmi ... kabhi bharose ke kabil nahi hote

Oye illaka kutton ka hota hai, bhen ke takke ... sher ka nahi