dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Hindi filmon ka paikhana kuch is tarah hota hai ... ki koi bhi, kuch bhi, kabhi bhi kar sakta hai

Ladki ke paas aansun nahi brahmastra hota hai ... jahan girati hai wahin qayamat dhaati hai

Hamari bewakoofi thi joh unse dil lagaya tha ... zamane se begaari thi unhe apna banaya tha ... jinhe humne haar samjha tha gala apna sajane ko ... ur woh kaala naag ban baithe hum hi ko kaat khane ko

Abhe dukaan pe itni goli maarunga hagega toh dhuaan niklega ... woh bhi ruk-ruk ke

Bruce Lee se zyada zaroori ab life mein saheli hai

Tu banda na bada sahi hai ... lekin zimmedari ke naam pe na hug deta hai

Pyar oonch neech kahan dekhta hai ... pyar SIM card ki tarah hota hai ... aur SIM card mehenge mobile mein, saste mobile mein, har mobile mein barabar fit hota hai

(Zyada smart mat ban) - Bahut mehnat karta hoon smart ban'ne ki ... shakal achhi nahi hai na

Roti huyi aurat pe aur dhood wale pe kabhi bharosa nahi karna chahiye

Aap sir hamare khandan par kalank hai ... aap nange TV par gir gaye ... aap nange ladies par nahi gir sakte the

Post sirf address ki wajah se nahi aata ... landmark ki wajah se aata hai ... aur is landmark ko pincode toh kya ... stamp ki bhi zaroorat nahi hai

Bhagwan ne do hi toh achi cheezein banayi hai ... filmein aur main

Dil ko rashtriya khel ghoshit kar dena chahiye ... sab khelte hai iske saath

Butter utna hi lagao jitna kha paao ... aisa na ki butter lagao aur phisal jaao

Kya kadardano se yeh mehfil khali hai ... na kahin seeti na kahin taali hai

Abhe kabab mein haddi ... chhed wali chaddi

Besharam gende ki behaya khaal ... bina pancho ki chaupal

Jawani mein aise pyar bhare kaand karne chahiye ... varna bhudape mein Ganga mein jaake dhoyenge kya

I can die without you ... sach-much ... and it's time for smooch

(Ab hum aapke bina jee nahi sakte) - Hum oxygen hai ka?

Agar aapka bhi meter chalu aur batti gul ... toh aao milkar bajaye bigul

Jab jung dil aur dimaag ki ho na ... toh hamesha dil ki sunte hai ... kyun ki dimaag kya hota dahi ... aur dil kya hota sahi

Kala aadmi ko bahut kuch deti hai ... lekin TDS bhi poora kaat leti hai

Thakela, pakela, boring, nirutsahi log ... cigarette se bhi zyada hanikarak hote hai

Nobody is virgin in this world ... yahan tak ki kudrat bhi virgin nahi hai ... updar baadal ek doosre se chhedkhani karte hai ... neeche hum bheeg jaate hai ... kehte hai baarish ho gayi

Sarphire hi itihaas likhte hai ... samajhdar usse padhte hai

Aspatal mein pade mareez ko aur pyar mein pade aashiq ko, kabhi akela na chhodna chahiye

Apni policy hai parayi TV aur parayi biwi on na karo bhaiya ... current lagega

Yeh joh aap gareebon ka paisa khaate hai ... usse nikaalte kahan hai

Aashiqon ne toh aashiqui ke liye Taj Mahal bana diya ... saala hum ek sandas na bana sake

Zindagi mein kabhi teen cheezon ko ignore mat karo ... ek toh foreign ka call, doosra UK ka Hall, aur teesra jhadte huye baal

Agar shaadi se pehle tum itni tension logi na ... toh shaadi ho na ho ... sugar aur BP dono ho jayegi