dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Rahul, naam toh suna hoga?

Amir aadmi bada banne ke baad ... black se white ho jata hai

Aye side hero ... beech mein nahi bolneka, samjha

Aye tamatar ke aakhri daane

Aye amavas ke chamakte chaand

Aye jhantule jhatak, zyada na matak ... aur meri baat gale mein satak

Abhe marre huye kauve ke pankh

Abhe shamshaan ke bhuje huye koile

Yeh duniya ek bus stop hai aur ladki ek bus ... peeche bhaago toh saala chute jaati hai ... wahin khade raho samne se doosri aati hai

Abhe hata saavan ki ghata ... kha, khuja, bati bhujake soja nintakle pintukle ... mandi pe khareli hai aunty baja rahi hai baar-baar ghanti ... kulla ghumake paschim ko palat le ... bahut ho gaya phutle, vatle, shaana ban kya?

Yeh toh trailer hai ... sari ki sari shooting karti toh puri video library bhar jaati

Chandni Chowk mein chandni raat mein chachi ne chacha ko chandi ke chamach se chutney chatayi

Tum ek bahut badi daayan ho joh apne aap ko Draupadi se kam nahi samajhti hai

Khilono se khelte khelte ... bachche jawaan ho jaate hai

Tumne toh kamaal kar diya ... dhoti ko phaadkar rumaal kar diya

Sau badmaasho ko chaano toh ek kameena nikalta hai ... sau kameeno ko chaano toh ek harami nikalta hai ... aur yeh suvar sau haramiyo ko chaankar nikla hai

If you take bath in ghar ka bathroom ... ghar ki izzat ghar ke andhar ... if you take bath in nadi khulam-khula ... ghar ki izzat on road

Joh tumhari tarah shaadi ke chakkar mein phaste hai ... woh phir hamari tarah nahi haste hai

Ek din woh aaisa hungama karega aur unka blood pressure itna bad jayega ... ki sirf pressure hoga, blood nahi hoga

Tumhare dil ke jail mein umar bhar ke liye qaid ho gaya hoon ... chahkar bhi yahan se riha hone ka koi chance nahi ... aur tumhari zulfon ki zanjeeron mein is tarah jakad gaya hoon ... ki agar chahon bhi toh usse todh nahi sakta

Main aate ki roti khata hoon ... aur tum gobar ki roti khate ho

Sarr par croreron ke heere rakhne se ... aadmi akalmand nahi ho jaata

Hum bahut bada sangeetkar, kalakar ... lekin aaj kal ekdum bekaar

Hamara father north Indian, hamara mother south Indian ... is liye hum complete Indian

Chai, cigarette, cheroot, beedi, paan, zarda, tambaku, brandy, whiskey yah rum ... in sab cheezo ke paale hi nahi maine gham

You come come memsaab!

Main aisa vaar karoonga ki Shakuni mama bhi sharminda ho jaye

Yahan sab gadbad hai ustad ... naram garam hai aur garam naram hai

Aap ki aankhen meri taxi ki headlight ki tarah hai memsaab

Ladkiyan kapur ki tarah hoti hai ... teeli lagi nahi ki jalkar roshni dene lagti hai ... aur tum ladke tubelight ki tarah hote ho ... bahut der se jalte ho

Hum fauj mein the aur hamare desh vasi mauj mein the

Tu hijhde ke haath mein talwar ki tarah hai ... joh chamak toh sakti hai, chal nahi sakti