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Tohar ko itna chahte hai, itna chahte hai, itna chahte hai, itna chahte hai, itna chahte hai ... kitna chahte hai ka batayen ... seena cheer ke dikhayen Bajrangbali jaisa?

Bhagwan ke bharose mat baithye ... kya pata bhagwan humre bharose baitha ho

Wah upar wale ... tu jab bhi leta hai na ... thappad maar maarke leta hai

Saare kaam bhagwan khud nahi karta ... kuch kaam hum jaise shaitano ke liye chhod deta hai

Jab uparwaala aapse kuch cheez vapas leta hai toh aapke dono haath khali kar deta hai ... taki aapko kuch behtar de sake

Na Sikh, na Isai, na Hindu, na Musalman ... sirf insaan

Jin logon ko sar uthakar jeene ki aadat hoti hai ... unhe kabhi kabhi bhagwan ke darbar mein sar jhuka lena chahiye

Jiske dil mein Ram base ho ... uske liye koi bhi cheez asambhav nahi hai

Hum Bajrangbali ke bakht hai ... mar jayenge lekin jhoot nahi bolenge

Sab sukh lahe tumhari sharna, tum rakshak kahu ko darna ... sankat hate mite sab peera, joh sumrai Hanumat balbeera

Is janam mein bauji toh kya, khud Bajrangbali bhi aa jaye ... toh woh bhi mujhe tumse shaadi karne se nahi rok sakte

Yeh sach hai ki har dharam ne ek rang ko chun liya hai, par rang ka toh koi dharam nahi hota ... haan kabhi kabhi insaan ka mann kaala zaroor ho jaata hai joh usse rang mein bhi dharam dikhai deta hai

Har dharam mohabbat sikhata hai ... par mohabbat ka toh koi dharam nahi hota ... woh khud apne aap mein ek dharam hai

Apni dharti, apna raaj ... Chhatrapati Shivaji ka ek hi sapna ... Hindu swaraj

Yudh mein saikadon ko maarne waala nayak hai ... lekin joh kisi ek ke bhi pran bachaye woh devta hai

Jodiyan toh upar aasman mein hi decide ho jaati hai ... neeche toh bas unhe milvata hai koi ittefaq, koi halaat ... kabhi kisi ki rashiyan ya phir upar waale ki badmashiyan

Kudrat ke insaaf ko samajhna insaan ke bas ki baat nahi hai

Upar waale ke karname bhi kamaal hai ... kabhi ek rasta bandh kare toh ek khol deve ... kabhi daboche toh kabhi chhod deve

Dharam se zyada kuch bhi nahi bikta is duniya mein

Naam roop ke bhed par kiya kabhi hai gaur ... naam mila kuch aur, shakal akal kuch aur ... agni raje bilkul thande, Shanti bhaiya chalaye dande ... poonch na peeche inch bhi naam phir bhi Hanuman, Arjunlal ke ghar mile na teer-kaman ... aur Moolchandji itne bhaari, darshan dete toot jaye kursi bechari

Apne bhagwan ki raksha karna band karo ... nahi toh is gola mein insaan nahi sirf joota reh jayega

Bhagwan se baat kare ka communication system ye gola ka ... total lul ho chuka hai

Jaise deewar pe bhagwan ka photo lagate hai na, taaki kauno moote nahi ... hum iyaan lagata hoon, taaki kauno peete nahi

Kaun Hindu, kaun Musalman ... thappa kidhar hai dikha ... ye farak bhagwan nahi tum log banaya hai ... aur yahi is gola ka sabse danger wrong number hai

Life mein main sirf teen cheezon ka fan hoon ... TV pe Amitji ka crorepati, tennis mein Mahesh Bhupati aur bhagwanon mein mere pyare Ganpati

Mujhse joh dushmani modh leta hai ... uspe uparwaala reham toh kar deta hai, magar main nahi

Izzat, zillat, shohrat aur maut ... upar waale ke haath mein hai

Agni ke phere lene se koi bhi pati parmeshwar nahi ho jaata hai ... puja karvani ho toh parmeshwar banke dikhana padta hai

Darya bhi main, darakht bhi main ... Jhelum bhi main, chinar bhi main ... dair bhi hoon, haram bhi hoon ... Shai bhi hoon, Sunni bhi hoon, main hoon pandit ... main tha, main hoon aur main hi rahoonga

Sabse bada kalakar toh woh hai ... usne itni badi duniya banai ... phir is duniya mein hazaron log banaye, hazaron logon ke haathon mein karodon lakeerein kheench di ... sukh ki, dukh ki, izzat ki, pyar ki, sab likh daala saala ... lekin woh mujhse itna pyar karta hai ki usne mere haath mein sirf ek lakeer kheenchi, sirf ek ... kaali kismat ki kaali lakeer

God samajhta main aapko ... magar aap toh godzilla nikle

Hum Bhudev hai ... bhooton ka dev!